ΣAE At University Of New Mexico Loses House, Looks Exactly How You Imagine
Another charter pulled and fraternity house lost due to prolonged and gross misconduct by its members.
The chapter was already on an “emergency suspension” from an April 1 party that turned into the scene of a sexual assault allegation. That investigation is still ongoing. Continued partying, underage drinking and hazing, among other things, have led to the decision to finally yank the house from the fraternity. The suspension will last four years, in a move that essentially says, “Yeah, the next time this chapter has a chance to regain its charter and establish new residency, none of you morons will be around to see it.”
The university also cited a history of conduct violations by the fraternity.
“The University has placed the fraternity on probation and suspension for a number of infractions over the past five years including drinking, hazing, damaged property, non registered events and allegations of members having sexual relations with underage females,” the UNM statement read.
Now, to the house. If I told you to close your eyes and imagine what a University of New Mexico fraternity house — assumedly a middle-tier one, at best — looks like, is this not exactly what enters your mind? As one of our interns aptly put it, “their house looks like an adobe sweat lodge.” It really does. It also reminds me of something you might find on the set of Breaking Bad. I can just picture this house surrounded by some caution tape after a Blue Sky meth deal goes awry on the front porch, leading to a double homicide.
Bottom line, it looks like some shady shit goes on inside this classic New Mexican architecture house, and after learning of this development, appearances can clearly be telling.
[via KRQE]
Why doesn’t everyone just pool $10,000 together and buy it?
12 years ago at 11:15 am^ i chuckled
12 years ago at 11:51 pmFIRST +1
12 years ago at 11:15 amSigma Alpha Boner does it again.
12 years ago at 11:16 amWith all the latinos there, I’d expect better lawn care
12 years ago at 11:16 amEveryone knows if you want GOOD lawn care you have to hire whites.
12 years ago at 11:19 amI’m more surprised by the lack of superior roofing.
12 years ago at 11:21 am^^You obviously haven’t been to the great state of Texas.
12 years ago at 11:31 amThat building looks like it belongs in Baghdad.
12 years ago at 11:16 amthis is what most houses look like in new mexico rather then being ignorant why not gain some culture
12 years ago at 11:18 amThey’re actually pretty cool houses believe it or not.
12 years ago at 11:20 am^^ Says the guy who roots for Ole Miss.
12 years ago at 11:24 amThis is what all houses in the Southwest look like, and they’re actually geared towards partying. Extremely fire retardant, flat roofs, tile floor, and after you see one person try to punch a hole in an adobe wall the thought will never cross your mind again
12 years ago at 11:26 amCulture. NF
12 years ago at 11:26 amBeing ignorant and not gaining culture. TFM
12 years ago at 11:47 amBrick houses. FAF
Sp!ck houses. NF
12 years ago at 6:50 pmPretty sure a bunch of pledges could replicate that during any standard work party.
12 years ago at 11:18 amsick guest house
12 years ago at 11:28 amSAE alum own the house not the university.
12 years ago at 11:41 amThank you so much, we were all dying to know this important piece of information.
12 years ago at 12:41 pmYou’re welcome. I was merely commenting that SAE won’t need to “establish new residency” as the report suggests.
12 years ago at 3:27 pmLooks like a Goya ad.
12 years ago at 11:43 amProbably won’t be a tour like the other house, Pinkman and Walt are a little busy cleaning up in there
12 years ago at 11:50 am