10 Coolest Dog Breeds To Have While In College

 

There is a period in every guy’s college career when he considers getting a dog. The thought usually crosses his mind in his second year at school. You know, the year where everyone is still living large on Mom and Dad’s dime, but no one is suffering from the overzealous restrictions of dorm life. People may even refer to this year as the “sophomore dog adventure.”

This adventure can go one of two ways: a flawless success or an egregious disaster. There is no middle ground. Some guys get dogs and forget to feed them for five straight days. Others become world-class dog owners. If you think you can tell what kind of owner a person will be before he gets a dog, you’re usually right. Irresponsibility typically leaks into dog ownership within the first few weeks of having a pup. Dogs shouldn’t live off of Papa John’s pizza crust, even if you are.

I’m not saying that getting a dog in college is a mistake. Right now, I live in a small house with three guys and two dogs. It’s awesome. Girls love them. They are fun to play with. They survive off of miniscule amounts of attention on the weekends and suffocating amounts of love on the weekdays. They give you something to do all of the time. Unless you are a complete and total idiot, managing the life of a dog is hardly complex.

Of course, there are certain dogs that are cooler than others–you don’t want to walk around Greek Row with a Maltese or a Shih Tzu. Here is a list of the ten coolest breeds you should check out if you’re interested in getting a dog in college.

10. Pit Bull

 

Pit Bulls are fairly aggressive. Most girls don’t like them, but they are pretty cool dogs to have. They’re worth sacrificing a few fingers over.

9. Doberman

 

If you go Doberman, you have to go all out. Pay to have the ears stand up–it’s about a $300 dollar surgery. These dogs will be 1,000 times cooler if you treat them the right way.

8. Beagle

 

This is your safety dog. You can never really “go wrong” with a Beagle, because they are just lovable pups. Girls love them. Guys love them. You’ll love them.

7. Rottweilers

 

These dogs can be really tough, but they are every bit as friendly and lovable as a Beagle is. Think anybody will mess with you if you have a Rottweiler? I doubt it. Real girls like big dogs.

6. Golden Retriever

 

Air Bud? Air Bud.

5. Boxer

 

I can’t say I know much about Boxers, but I do know that they love hanging at the park where I take my dog, and that girls always love playing with them. If you ask me, that’s a pretty strong indication of a good dog.

4. Siberian Husky

 

Siberian Huskies have the piercing blue eyes of an ice queen. They are friendly, athletic, and fun to take to the park. They also love their personal space, so you don’t always have to entertain them.

3. Border Collie

 

These dogs are advertised as the smartest breed in the world. You can teach them to do almost anything. They are energetic and love to play, too.

2. Labrador Retriever

 

Chocolate or vanilla, the Labrador Retriever is America’s dog.

1. German Shepherd

 

You won’t find a cooler dog than a German Shepherd. They are beautiful, smart, energetic, and fun. Girls love them, and they are easy to train. They can also do cool stuff like climb trees and swim in creeks. Most importantly, they are affectionate and loyal to their owners.

    1. Oh Gorman

      I made an account just to respond to this. You can go fuck yourself dorn, labs are God’s gift to earth. I’ve had three and I would gladly trade them for a human life.

      11 years ago at 11:25 am
      1. TronPaul

        Except that labs are not hounds you moron. Hounds are the only dogs that should have been on this list. Obviously none of you trash were every part of a real southern fraternity.

        11 years ago at 12:05 pm
  1. Hank Williams

    A German Shepard is great but there is nothing like being able to take your lab out into the field with you

    11 years ago at 11:28 am
  2. addicted2quack

    The fact that pit bulls are on this list and that labs are not number one signifies that you in fact have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about.

    11 years ago at 11:45 am
  3. Fucking_Liberals

    And a pit bull? What the fuck? How are you going to have a pit bull before a coonhound?

    11 years ago at 11:52 am
    1. CyrilFaggis

      Golden retriever – Husky mix is just as great. Mine always runs straight to the most attractive female in the room. Best wingman I’ve ever had.

      11 years ago at 12:22 pm
  4. NC_sweetheart

    There are actually more dog bites from golden retrievers every year than pit bulls. Pits are powerful and obedient and some people use that against them. Don’t listen to the stereotypes y’all!

    11 years ago at 11:55 am
    1. StarShieldandLamp

      Amen, Pitbulls get a bad rap from 90% of people. I haven’t met one female who hasn’t loved my fully grown pit.

      11 years ago at 12:12 pm