10 Most Fun Safety Schools In The United States
1. Ole Miss — Oxford, Mississippi
The Grove. Oxford. Ole Miss. If you have bad grades but still want to have a great college experience, apply to Ole Miss.
Greek life in Oxford is probably the best in the country. The college bars are some of the best you’ll find as well. The girls are, without question, the hottest of any school in the nation. It’s more like heaven on earth than an actual university.
Not to mention, the sports are getting better in Oxford. The baseball games are notoriously rowdy if you’re into that. If you’re a football fan, I bet you watched Ole Miss take down Alabama on Saturday for the second year in a row. Hugh Freeze is building a dynasty in Oxford. Can you imagine being at Ole Miss and seeing them win a national championship? Gah, that would be unreal.
No alumni base cares more about you than Ole Miss. Yeah, it might not be the most impressive degree, but you are better off going to Oxford than you are a lot of other schools.
Ole Miss is the undisputed most fun safety school in the United States.
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And you couldn’t get into any of them you worthless fuck.
10 years ago at 10:45 amThis article had a clear correlation with the sluttiest colleges article. Can’t say I’m surprised
10 years ago at 10:48 amDamn it, Steve.
10 years ago at 11:12 amUniversity of Michigan had a 32.2% acceptance rate in 2014. I found this out by googling the phrase “University of Michigan acceptance rate.” The fact that you can’t even google shit correctly is unreal.
10 years ago at 11:16 amOops. Clear typo. Fixed. Thanks, my friend!
10 years ago at 11:19 amNo one here is your “friend” Steve.
10 years ago at 11:35 amWest Virginias graduation rate is 56%. I also found this by typing in “Wvu graduation rate” on google
10 years ago at 3:44 pmHey Steve, next article you write can you do it in your car. Just keep the car running and keep the garage closed, I heard it really gets the creative juices flowing so u don’t have to give us horseshit articles like you currently do you smelly fuck
10 years ago at 9:35 amThis was just a subtle way of shitting on all of these schools, most which are probably superior to the one you graduated from. Truly, fuck you SteveHolt. #fireSteveHolt
10 years ago at 11:20 amYour mom was a safety pick you inbred fuck.
10 years ago at 11:25 amSteve it was funny at first but im pretty damn sick of seeing your name. wish i could say this is a joke but seriously fuck off
10 years ago at 11:27 amSteve Holt went to DeVry
10 years ago at 11:29 amIt makes sense, since he’s not real and actually The Devry Guy
10 years ago at 12:12 pmThis sucked, and you suck.
10 years ago at 11:31 amYou disrespecting Ole Miss is despicable. I’m not really going to dispute the fact it isn’t the most impressive degree, but still, fuck you Steve.
10 years ago at 11:32 am