10 Most Fun Safety Schools In The United States
7. Arizona State University — Tempe, Arizona
I’ve never been to Arizona State, nor have I ever really been to Arizona, but every day when I drive home, I hear an ASU online commercial on the radio. Arizona State is about as close to a “for-profit” college as you’ll find with an actual campus presence.
The girls at Arizona State are so hot. Unbelievably hot. If that is the only selling point for you to go to Arizona State, so be it. Phoenix is a great place and you are bound to enjoy yourself during your four to six years on campus in Tempe. Can’t speak to this place because I’ve never been, but I was told if I wanted to see hot college girls around campus I should go to Devil’s Advocate — a bar near campus.
I don’t know about life after Arizona State, but with 60,000 students, they must be doing something right. It could mean you spend the rest of your life selling insurance in Scottsdale, but if that’s what it takes to find a scorching hot wife in scorching hot Phoenix, it’s completely worth it.
And you couldn’t get into any of them you worthless fuck.
9 years ago at 10:45 amThis article had a clear correlation with the sluttiest colleges article. Can’t say I’m surprised
9 years ago at 10:48 amDamn it, Steve.
9 years ago at 11:12 amUniversity of Michigan had a 32.2% acceptance rate in 2014. I found this out by googling the phrase “University of Michigan acceptance rate.” The fact that you can’t even google shit correctly is unreal.
9 years ago at 11:16 amOops. Clear typo. Fixed. Thanks, my friend!
9 years ago at 11:19 amNo one here is your “friend” Steve.
9 years ago at 11:35 amWest Virginias graduation rate is 56%. I also found this by typing in “Wvu graduation rate” on google
9 years ago at 3:44 pmHey Steve, next article you write can you do it in your car. Just keep the car running and keep the garage closed, I heard it really gets the creative juices flowing so u don’t have to give us horseshit articles like you currently do you smelly fuck
9 years ago at 9:35 amThis was just a subtle way of shitting on all of these schools, most which are probably superior to the one you graduated from. Truly, fuck you SteveHolt. #fireSteveHolt
9 years ago at 11:20 amYour mom was a safety pick you inbred fuck.
9 years ago at 11:25 amSteve it was funny at first but im pretty damn sick of seeing your name. wish i could say this is a joke but seriously fuck off
9 years ago at 11:27 amSteve Holt went to DeVry
9 years ago at 11:29 amIt makes sense, since he’s not real and actually The Devry Guy
9 years ago at 12:12 pmThis sucked, and you suck.
9 years ago at 11:31 amYou disrespecting Ole Miss is despicable. I’m not really going to dispute the fact it isn’t the most impressive degree, but still, fuck you Steve.
9 years ago at 11:32 am