10 Most Fun Safety Schools In The United States

5. Michigan State University — East Lansing, Michigan

Michigan State has nearly an 80% acceptance rate compared to University of Michigan’s 32.2% acceptance rate. It’s always referred to as UM’s little brother, but when it comes to everything but academics, it’s actually better. Best to stick to fraternity parties before hitting the bars in East Lansing, I’ve been told the bar scene can be kind of strict if you’re under 21. That said, I’ve never complained about basement dancing before.

MSU football has been a lot better than Michigan football over the last 8 or so years. Always a top team. Even MSU basketball is good. Izzo always finds away to make it to the Final Four.

50,000 students that always rank in the top party school rankings and hottest girl rankings. It’s cold and miserable for eight months out of the year, so why not drink and party all the time?

  1. DartSquad

    This article had a clear correlation with the sluttiest colleges article. Can’t say I’m surprised

    9 years ago at 10:48 am
  2. Jameson Von Budweiser

    University of Michigan had a 32.2% acceptance rate in 2014. I found this out by googling the phrase “University of Michigan acceptance rate.” The fact that you can’t even google shit correctly is unreal.

    9 years ago at 11:16 am
      1. Dan Regester-edsexoffender

        West Virginias graduation rate is 56%. I also found this by typing in “Wvu graduation rate” on google

        9 years ago at 3:44 pm
      2. peewhereshepoops

        Hey Steve, next article you write can you do it in your car. Just keep the car running and keep the garage closed, I heard it really gets the creative juices flowing so u don’t have to give us horseshit articles like you currently do you smelly fuck

        9 years ago at 9:35 am
  3. SuperSpy1897

    This was just a subtle way of shitting on all of these schools, most which are probably superior to the one you graduated from. Truly, fuck you SteveHolt. #fireSteveHolt

    9 years ago at 11:20 am
  4. The Human Power Move

    Steve it was funny at first but im pretty damn sick of seeing your name. wish i could say this is a joke but seriously fuck off

    9 years ago at 11:27 am
  5. JohnRedcorn211

    You disrespecting Ole Miss is despicable. I’m not really going to dispute the fact it isn’t the most impressive degree, but still, fuck you Steve.

    9 years ago at 11:32 am