12* Ways to Photoshop a Vagina Out of a Picture
When we received this picture this morning I was told to Photoshop out the young sorority woman’s private parts so that we could put the picture up on the website. I did as I was told, cropped our trademark sailboat, and went about my business. But then I got to thinking, there HAD to be a better way to Photoshop a vagina out of a picture. So I put together a little collection of options, all unfortunately rejected by the staff. Luckily I decided to publish them anyway. And in case you’re wondering, yes I do have serious problems.
“No means no” means you get punched in the dick.
Thank you for posting this. You might have just made some sort of likely sex offender watch list though.
13 years ago at 4:30 pmWe all know Bacon just used this column as an excuse to stare at that vagina as long as possible on the job.
13 years ago at 4:32 pmYour infatuation with It disturbs me.
13 years ago at 4:33 pmI personally think that that shadow in the background is a little bit more disturbing, to be honest…
13 years ago at 4:44 pmWhat the fuck is the garbage
13 years ago at 4:48 pmSo thats where the bat cave is…
13 years ago at 4:52 pmBacon, you are one funny motherfucker
13 years ago at 4:57 pmRaiders of the Lost Ark was hysterical!
13 years ago at 4:58 pmPut Shoenice’s face in there. That guy will eat anything.
13 years ago at 5:12 pmBacon disregarding orders and posting the picture anyway. TFTC
13 years ago at 5:23 pm