12 Jameis Winston Signs You’ll See On College Gameday
11 years ago

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Florida State’s golden boy, Jameis Winston, was recently cited for stealing crab legs from a Tallahassee Publix. College football fans from the Pac-12 to the ACC will have something to say about, whether it’s on the Internet, at the bar with friends, or via a handheld sign appearing behind Lee Corso’s head on ESPN.

Below are the 12 signs you’re going to see on ESPN’s College Gameday.

1. Jameis Is Shellfish

2. Jameis Knows Crabs

3. Free Shellfish University

4. Jameis has crabs

5. Publix security has SEC speed

6. Pinched at Publix

7. The National Title is now up for crabs

8. Jameis fought the claw and the claw won

9. Publix plays better D than Auburn

10. I’m gonna take your mother, Mrs. Winston, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again

11. Dungeness Winston

12. Crab legs and football, that’s what Jameis does

  3. chargeittothegame

    Yeah because I’m sure Jameis Winston’s mom is a “Mrs. Winston.”

    11 years ago at 4:10 pm
  4. ThurstonHowell_IV

    He may have stolen some crab legs, but you’re all missing the bigger picture. SFPL is taking over all the other staff accounts with his lists.

    11 years ago at 5:07 pm
  5. JustForTheStory

    Not sure which came first since both this column and the posts on ESPN came around the same time, but the comment section of ESPN’s article is filled with the exact same posts.

    11 years ago at 8:43 pm
  6. Fratman7912

    Seems to me that Jamies Winston likes taking fishy smelling things without permission.

    11 years ago at 1:43 am