13 Slightly Offensive Golf Terms
The start of yet another golf season is upon us, and with it comes a vast array of new things. From new clubs (fucking putter) to new balls (pledges can’t find shit) and everything in-between, the start of golf season is the perfect time to stock up on new gear. Well, why not add some new golf terminology while you’re at it?
ROCK HUDSON– a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.
SADDAM HUSSEIN– from one bunker to another.
JOHN F KENNEDY, JR.– didn’t quite make it over the water.
RODNEY KING– over clubbed.
O.J.– got away with one.
PRINCESS GRACE– should have used a driver.
PRINCESS DI– shouldn’t have used a driver.
CONDOM– safe, but didn’t feel good.
BRAZILIAN– shaved the hole.
NANCY PELOSI– way to the left and out of bounds.
TED KENNEDY– goes in the water and jumps out.
PEE WEE HERMAN– too much wrist.
SONNY BONO– straight into the trees.
Enjoy the course…
Sandusky – Always trying to come from behind.
12 years ago at 9:06 amThe username is wildly appropriate here.
12 years ago at 3:34 pm^ doesn’t get ^^’s name.
12 years ago at 11:12 pmROGER DORN- sucking at golf
12 years ago at 9:09 amI have no rebuttal.
12 years ago at 8:22 amBoo
12 years ago at 10:20 am^^you can’t argue with the truth
12 years ago at 4:50 pmProm night putt- All lip, no hole
12 years ago at 9:10 amBear Grylls – spending the whole day in the rough.
12 years ago at 9:16 amProm night put – close but didn’t get in
12 years ago at 9:18 amThese were enjoyable.
12 years ago at 9:25 amCUMSHOT – a shot that goes much further than expected
12 years ago at 9:29 amSteven Hawking – handicap
12 years ago at 10:20 amThis was entertaining.
12 years ago at 10:22 amChallenger Shuttle- Couldn’t get enough height.
12 years ago at 10:22 am^ Too soon
12 years ago at 2:04 pm