13 Slightly Offensive Golf Terms
The start of yet another golf season is upon us, and with it comes a vast array of new things. From new clubs (fucking putter) to new balls (pledges can’t find shit) and everything in-between, the start of golf season is the perfect time to stock up on new gear. Well, why not add some new golf terminology while you’re at it?
ROCK HUDSON– a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.
SADDAM HUSSEIN– from one bunker to another.
JOHN F KENNEDY, JR.– didn’t quite make it over the water.
RODNEY KING– over clubbed.
O.J.– got away with one.
PRINCESS GRACE– should have used a driver.
PRINCESS DI– shouldn’t have used a driver.
CONDOM– safe, but didn’t feel good.
BRAZILIAN– shaved the hole.
NANCY PELOSI– way to the left and out of bounds.
TED KENNEDY– goes in the water and jumps out.
PEE WEE HERMAN– too much wrist.
SONNY BONO– straight into the trees.
Enjoy the course…
JIM FURYK-that’s my bitch and I’m gonna dance with her. She might not be the best looking girl at the party, but by the end of the night I’m getting a blowjob.
12 years ago at 10:37 amthats honorable…sorta…
12 years ago at 3:08 pmtwo years ago this wouldnt have been slightly offensive, maybe frattinghard.com can come back with some testicles so i dont have to be subjected to this pc ish
12 years ago at 10:54 amI miss that site.
12 years ago at 12:49 pmMy sperrys- Smells like poo
12 years ago at 10:57 amThis is great. I’m sure we could figure out some more. I’m actually going to start using some of these (Brazilian is especially good)
12 years ago at 12:41 pmPike – I buttchug warm beer because I like the way it feels
12 years ago at 12:42 pmJam Boy: The Jam Boy was first introduced as early as the 1800s when the British Empire occupied India. When the British gentry went to play golf, they would have two men, the caddy and a Jam Boy.
The Jam Boys sole purpose was to keep the mosquitoes away from the golfer. To do this, the Jam Boy would cover himself in Jam to attract the mosquitoes away from the players. When the game was over the Jam Boy got to keep the jam he was wearing to take home to his family.
12 years ago at 1:18 pmnext year Jam Boy Pledge is going to be really mad that I learned about such a thing
12 years ago at 5:43 pm^ fucking this
12 years ago at 2:08 pmMonica Lewinsky – All lips and no hole
12 years ago at 1:20 pmIt breaks about a cunt hair to the left.
12 years ago at 1:21 pmThe Black Father – When your ball is nowhere to be found.
12 years ago at 1:23 pmPlaying frisbee golf. RFM
12 years ago at 1:24 pm