13 Slightly Offensive Golf Terms
The start of yet another golf season is upon us, and with it comes a vast array of new things. From new clubs (fucking putter) to new balls (pledges can’t find shit) and everything in-between, the start of golf season is the perfect time to stock up on new gear. Well, why not add some new golf terminology while you’re at it?
ROCK HUDSON– a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.
SADDAM HUSSEIN– from one bunker to another.
JOHN F KENNEDY, JR.– didn’t quite make it over the water.
RODNEY KING– over clubbed.
O.J.– got away with one.
PRINCESS GRACE– should have used a driver.
PRINCESS DI– shouldn’t have used a driver.
CONDOM– safe, but didn’t feel good.
BRAZILIAN– shaved the hole.
NANCY PELOSI– way to the left and out of bounds.
TED KENNEDY– goes in the water and jumps out.
PEE WEE HERMAN– too much wrist.
SONNY BONO– straight into the trees.
Enjoy the course…
Dale Earnhardt- hit a wall and die
12 years ago at 1:27 pm^this
12 years ago at 1:40 pm^^ I laughed
12 years ago at 6:09 pm^^^ good god
12 years ago at 10:38 pmProm date – a putt that’s all lip and no hole
12 years ago at 1:44 pmThe Hillary Clinton – Short, left, and ugly.
12 years ago at 1:53 pmThurman Munson- A dead Yank
12 years ago at 1:56 pmSister-in-law: You’re on but you know you probably shouldn’t be.
12 years ago at 2:21 pm^
12 years ago at 2:52 pmHow does a putt look straight but isn’t?
12 years ago at 3:14 pmbecause you couldn’t see the break, though it was actually there… pretty self explanatory
12 years ago at 8:08 pm^
12 years ago at 8:54 pm^^^ has never played golf
12 years ago at 8:23 am“Nancy Pelosi…” classic.
12 years ago at 3:41 pmSon-in-law: not great but i’ll take it
12 years ago at 4:24 pmNewtown- You’re shooting lights out.
12 years ago at 5:05 pmThis is the best article I’ve seen on this website. Hat tip, sir.
12 years ago at 5:19 pm