13 Slightly Offensive Golf Terms
The start of yet another golf season is upon us, and with it comes a vast array of new things. From new clubs (fucking putter) to new balls (pledges can’t find shit) and everything in-between, the start of golf season is the perfect time to stock up on new gear. Well, why not add some new golf terminology while you’re at it?
ROCK HUDSON– a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t.
SADDAM HUSSEIN– from one bunker to another.
JOHN F KENNEDY, JR.– didn’t quite make it over the water.
RODNEY KING– over clubbed.
O.J.– got away with one.
PRINCESS GRACE– should have used a driver.
PRINCESS DI– shouldn’t have used a driver.
CONDOM– safe, but didn’t feel good.
BRAZILIAN– shaved the hole.
NANCY PELOSI– way to the left and out of bounds.
TED KENNEDY– goes in the water and jumps out.
PEE WEE HERMAN– too much wrist.
SONNY BONO– straight into the trees.
Enjoy the course…
I hope to see multiple editions of this column being made
12 years ago at 8:53 pmAnne Frank: Can’t find it.
12 years ago at 10:50 pmTransgender Hooker shot – Looked great at first, but things went downhill when you hit the rough.
12 years ago at 1:01 amHigh and shitty like an elephant’s ass
12 years ago at 7:40 amDon’t forget the “Hitler”- when you take two shots in a bunker.
12 years ago at 9:29 amJunior Prom. All lip, no hole.
12 years ago at 10:28 amThe Mehican- cleared the water hazard but died just short of the green.
12 years ago at 9:52 pmBlue Balled – putt that you swear is heading for the hole then takes a horrible turn
12 years ago at 12:32 amIf Rodney King is overclubbing, Tonya Harding should be underclubbing
12 years ago at 3:42 pmThe North Korea: Acting like just because you got clubs, that you know how to use them better than everyone else.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm