167 People Won Money After Betting That Luis Suarez Would Bite Someone At The World Cup
There are some bite bets that you take and some that you don’t. For example, one bite bet that I would never take would be one involving my latest slam, Jersette. Not because she doesn’t have violent tendencies–she does–but because she doesn’t have any teeth. It sucks when she beats the shit out of me for putting the television volume on an odd number, but I stay with her because the gumjobs are phenomenal.
One bite bet that I actually might have taken, however, was one that 167 people cashed in on–a bet at 175-1 odds that Uruguay striker Luis Suarez would bite somebody during this year’s World Cup. If you missed it, here’s the bite heard ’round the world.
One such winner of this prop bet was a Norwegian man named Thomas Syversen. Here’s his winning electronic ticket.
What are the odds!? http://t.co/TQhfrYLjq8
— Who Ate All The Pies (@waatpies) June 24, 2014
From ESPN:
“I had 32 [Norwegian] krone on it, so it was just for fun,” Syversen told ESPN.com.
When Suarez took the apparent bite in the 79th minute, Syversen said he was awoken by a friend who texted him what had just happened.
Sure enough, Syversen checked and the equivalent of $916 (673 euros) was deposited into his account for winning the bet.
Andreas Bardun, sportsbook manager for gambling site Betsson, where Syversen placed his bet, said 167 gamblers placed bets on the prop.
Considering Luis Suarez has bitten two players during games in the past and has also received a red card for the handball that saved an obvious goal at the 2010 World Cup, it doesn’t seem too unlikely that he’d do something exactly like this. I was actually going to take this bet, but Jersette said she’d beat me up, so I couldn’t. Oh well.
[via ESPN]
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you ain’t one once of shit.
10 years ago at 2:24 pmOunce, the word you were going for was ounce, commonly seen abbreviated as oz. You sack of shit.
10 years ago at 2:32 pmHe was quoting one of the tweets on the article about FAFSA
10 years ago at 2:38 pmRead the FAFSA article.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmRefer to stupid article Dorn wrote about FAFSA
10 years ago at 2:41 pmDorn’s stupid article?
10 years ago at 5:57 pmYeah i confused Dorn’s stupid article with your stupid article, sorry about that.
10 years ago at 6:55 amWhen they’re not flopping around the field like a fish they’re biting each other
10 years ago at 2:27 pmThose odds are still better than Janet Yellen being a closet-dyke
10 years ago at 2:27 pm*not being, taking my laps
10 years ago at 2:28 pmI think this is the most ridiculous and hilarious thing in sports in years. A guy is running around on the field, biting other players. Multiple times. Holy fucking shit, yes.
10 years ago at 2:29 pmGary Linikers ears are god damn huge.
10 years ago at 2:30 pmThe guy is fucking crazy. In the last 4 years he has denied Gahna of a world cup semi-final by playing goalie, bitten three people during a game, and racially abused a guy.
but my god can he play.
10 years ago at 2:35 pm“Let it ride”
10 years ago at 5:47 pmIt’s not his fault that Uraguay is too poor to buy him enough food
10 years ago at 5:56 pmThis punishment is far to harsh. I agree, their does need to be some disciplinary action involved. Banned from this World Cup at most. But Suarez was just doing everything and anything he could to insure his country was moving on to the round of 16. In my eyes, that is what the World Cup is all about. If it is biting your opponent hoping nobody sees, or blatantly head butting the opposition in the sternum. The real punishment should be for those pillow biters who are “hurt” rolling around on the ground to waste time at the end when they obviously tripped over themselves. Grab a rampion Chiellini and quit whining that your country didn’t make it.
10 years ago at 10:42 amTampon*
10 years ago at 10:43 am