18 Of The Hottest Costumes From Halloween 2015

TFM Intern10 years ago

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1. The Sexy Lion – Her breasts may be a little uneven but I’d be lion’ if I said I wouldn’t maul her like an American tourist on safari who couldn’t follow instructions.

2. Sexy Catholic School Girl and Sexy um…White Crayon (?) – Not sure what I want to see more…what’s under that skirt or the front of that White Crayon.

3. Patriotic Cross Fitter – This girl clearly didn’t miss her WOD to go costume shopping. I’ll give her an A for effort and two B’s for upper body.

4. Sexy School Girl and Sexy Police Officer – Without the plaid and the guilt, it’s just not Catholic…but sexy nonetheless. The cop’s a bit on the prude side but as far as uptight cops these days, as long as she’s not bashing a minority’s head in with her baton, she’s alright in my book.

5. “Slave 4 U” Brittney Spears – I’m all for anything with the word “slave” in it. 9/10

6. Sexy Giraffe (?), Sexy Angel, and Sexy Caitlyn Jenner (?) – How is that a giraffe? The angel’s cute. Wasn’t Caitlyn wearing white in her magazine spread?

7. Sexy Catholic School Girl w/ choker – I don’t care what that priest did to me, I would return to Catholic school in a heartbeat if it meant staring at those at least once a day.

8. GOD DA-ahem…Sexy Angel and (anatomically enhanced) Leeloo – Well, I think we have a winner. Sure, her face may not be a 10 but the mixture of underboob from her intergalactic sidekick more than makes up for it.

9. Sexy Leopard – Cute…and whoever said cheetah is a fucking idiot.

10. Hooters Hostess and Hooters Waitress – They’ll both be stripping soon enough.

11. Sexy Trail of Tears Survivor – I may not be an expert on Native American culture but I’m guessing the tissues wasted due to this picture have nothing to do with Andrew Jackson.

12. Bitches Covered in Glitter – Where the fuck do I start? Are those even costumes? You can’t just wake up covered in glitter and expect people to think it’s a fucking costume…at least the one on the left has that “I’m dead inside” look in her eyes so she might be able to pull off the stripper costume but she’s wearing way too much clothes for that. And why the fuck is that bitch on the right so goddamn happy? Sorry…long day.

13. Sexy Dark Angel – Yeah, no clue what this is from, don’t care. Chick is hot.

14. Sexy Kitten with Lupus – I shall donate to PETA in honor of this sexy unfortunate cat girl.

15. Sexy Strippers – That’s more like it. These girls said “Fuck the fads” and went back to basics…and probably CVS the next morning.

16. Sexy Ferguson Police Officer and Prude Devil – I can’t read the badge but it’s a cute blonde girl who looks innocent as shit and Ferguson PD could use the good publicity…even Satan toned it back a bit.

17. Sailor Kylie Jenner/Walking Nautical-themed Fleshlight – I’m not sure what’s more inflatable, her lips or her tits. I mean, I’d still penetrate her but I’d have to get rid of my “allergic to latex” excuse.

18. Friday the Whoreteenth – Okay, I may have lied earlier…NOW we have a winner. I would murder every one of my camp counselors – even the ones that didn’t molest me – for just 10 minutes with these ladies.

10 years ago at 6:37 pm