20 Ways To Piss Off A Bleeding Heart Liberal
9 years ago

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There are many names for those that are left-leaners: Democrats, left wingers, liberals, or my own personal favorite: assholes. Common characteristics of these people include, but are not limited to: a devoted passion for protesting largely meaningless issues, hating just about every value that America was founded on, valuing political correctness more than the truth, and most their most defining feature, the ability to get offended by almost anything.

So, next time you feel like having a little fun with one of these special types of people, mention any of one of the below topics and it is sure to send them into a frenzy.

  1. Making money.
  2. Refusing to acknowledge that microaggressions actually exist.
  3. Building a wall.
  4. Flying the “Come and Take it” flag.
  5. Owning a large amount of American flag themed clothing.
  6. Your immigration views being strikingly similar, if not identical, to Trump’s.
  7. Claiming that global warming doesn’t exist solely based off the fact that there is snow on the ground.
  8. “Pleading the 2nd” whenever someone brings up gun control.
  9. Having a staunch appreciation and admiration for Reagan’s presidency despite the fact that you were not alive for it.
  10. Claiming that you had to overcome a tremendous amount of adversity in your life to get to where you are now despite coming from an upper-middle-class family and rarely having to work for anything in your life.
  11. Refusing to provide “trigger warnings” for mildly offensive topics.
  12. Bringing up very valid reasons as to why Bernie Sanders is a socialist.
  13. Having a deep and profound love for America and all things American, including cheeseburgers, SEC football, beer, and capitalism.
  14. Referring to their economic policies as “trickle up poverty.”
  15. Hating taxes.
  16. Believing that health care, along with a college education, is a luxury, not a right.
  17. Disagreeing with the notion that a fast food worker should be paid $15 an hour.
  18. Not coming from a minority background.
  19. Living south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
  20. Having absolutely no regard for political correctness.
  2. Rodney Ruxin

    America needs to be more centrist. Reagan would be called a liberal compared to trump. Both parties are too extreme these day which is why washington can never comprimise

    9 years ago at 6:53 pm
  3. Snake300

    I’m all for pissing off liberals, but I’d hoped for something a little more cerebral. If there aren’t any titties here, the writing better be at least decent. This isn’t anything that any moron riding around in a scooter with a sign saying “keep the govmint out of my medicaire” couldn’t write.

    9 years ago at 9:41 am
  4. Snake300

    10.Claiming that you had to overcome a tremendous amount of adversity in your life to get to where you are now despite coming from an upper-middle-class family and rarely having to work for anything in your life.

    In my experience, this is a pretty typical liberal thing to do. Note the Mizzou hunger striker. It’s lying, and crosses the whole spectrum. It’s really just a hallmark of being a jackass.

    9 years ago at 9:53 am
  5. WeThePeopleAreDrunk

    Trump’s immigration views aren’t anti-liberal, they’re just fear mongering and anti-American. If you’re scared of women and children fleeing ISIS you are a coward. This is the home of the brave.

    9 years ago at 12:17 pm
    1. TXpike2995

      It’s not anti-American to care about American citizens. If they’re from a country controlled by ISIS there is no way to prove that they wouldn’t bring that dangerous way of thinking over here. And we have seen this happen in Paris and San Bernardino

      9 years ago at 1:08 pm
    2. TokenAlphaBro

      Really dude? Nevermind the fact that you don’t give a shit about preserving american culture and the fact that you’re so much of a “muh feels” leftoid that you don’t even bother to research the entire situation(cause you know,roughly 70% of those leaving ARE male…but dont let that get in the way of your “feelz”…wouldnt wanna knock you off that hollier than thou pedestal)
      The real question is this
      How the fuck do you turn on the news and see stuff like the cologne new years sex attacks(+hamburg+sweden+zurich+finland) and think :”shit id like some of that here”…
      You know what’s really and truly anti-american? Treacherous cowards. So with that being said,kindly, please go jump off a cliff.

      9 years ago at 5:06 pm