2013 Wife Mock Draft

Hannah Weinberg

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School: University of Maryland
House: Top-tier smart house
Major: Business Administration
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-6
Weight: 119 lbs.

Pros:

-Highly regarded in Panhellic community, held exec positions for two years.
-Been called a “tomcat” by several ex-boyfriends.
-Runway model legs.
-Comes from money. Father owns houses in Breckenridge, Captiva Island and Scottsdale.
-Strong character, high integrity. Has never cheated on a boyfriend, even in high school.

Cons:

-Career-first woman. May not be a “team player” when it comes to child-bearing.
-Her father demands her spouse also be Jewish. Conversion may be in the cards.
-Considering business school in London.

Projected: Late 1st/Early 2nd

Outlook: Could prove to be good value, considering. Potential cornerstone piece for any partner. Medium bust potential, divorce could be a factor. Possible fall-back option in free agency once first round of divorcees hit the open market next decade.

    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Who did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?

      12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    You could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. FrattKuchar

      Why that doesn’t work:

      “-Huge boobs.

      Cons:

      -Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”

      12 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. BrovWade

    Serious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. OhSoCorporate

      I find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm