2013 Wife Mock Draft: Second Edition

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Shelby Leonard

School: University of Oregon
Hometown: Spokane, Washington
House: Middle-tier smart house
Major: Management
GPA: 3.3
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5′ 6″
Weight: 127 lbs.

Pros:

– “Face girl” for her middle-tier house.
– Successfully eradicated student government of all GDIs by recruiting all-Greek candidates to run for SG positions her junior year, winning in a landslide.
– Her dad owns six boat dealerships in the Pacific Northwest and family has a massive lake house in Montana.
– She likes to party, but takes care of her body. Her face is a seven, but the rest of her…wow.
– Will likely be the GM of her dad’s seventh boat dealership, where she plans to hire a sales force exclusively made up of former Oregon cheerleaders.

Cons:

– Obsessed with being right all the time.
– Daddy’s girl. Could be tough to win him over.
– Doesn’t want kids until she’s 30.
– Rarely lets anyone else drive the boat. That’s a big problem.

Projected: Mid-2nd round

Outlook: Leonard has always been on our radar, ever since the performance she put on at her bid day party her freshman year. After multiple minute-long keg stands, she led a group of 30 people streaking through campus. She got in trouble with Standards, but she pulled through and became a legend in her sorority and on campus. Life with her is sure to be an adventure. A terrifying adventure but an adventure, no less. Is bossy most of the time, but that crosses over to all areas of her life, including the bedroom.