2013 Wife Mock Draft: Second Edition

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Claire Pugh

School: University of Nebraska
Hometown: Council Bluffs, Iowa
House: Bottom-tier
Major: Agricultural Studies
GPA: 2.7
Hair color: Brown
Height: 5′ 7″
Weight: 140 lbs.

Pros:

– Farmer’s daughter.
– Loves hunting, fishing and four-wheeling.
– Makes homemade moonshine and whiskey.
– Family owns a 30-acre ranch and 100 acres of hunting property across Northern Iowa.
– Joined a sorority to make friends and really got caught up in the lifestyle. Quite a turnaround considering her blue-collar background.

Cons:

– Despite all of her pros, she’s in a bottom tier house for a reason.
– Still uses a flip phone.
– Rarely wears makeup in public.
– Refers to “Wagon Wheel” as “not real country music.”
– The boy who grew up on the farm down the road from her family has always fancied her. There may be a fight not worth fighting down the road.

Projected: Late 5th/Early 6th

Outlook: Our scouts have her as a six on the universal hotness scale, but she could still grow into her body in her mid-20s and end up somewhere from a 6.5 to a soft seven. She’s a fun girl, that‘s for sure. But there are questions as to whether she fits the mold most guys are looking for. She’s a real, bonafide country chick. Solid sleeper pick in the late rounds though, as she could really turn the corner after graduation.