2013 Wife Mock Draft: Second Edition

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Audrey Smart

School: University of Alabama
Hometown: Birmingham, Alabama
House: Top-tier hotties
Major: Retail Management
GPA: 2.5
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5′ 6″
Weight: 132 lbs.

Pros:

– Katherine Webb follows her on Twitter.
– Super sweet. Tons of friends.
– Interned with Lilly Pulitzer last summer. Career on the fast track.
– Every guy on the beach at Gulf Shores was asking about her during spring break.
– Has a hard little body and will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about it.

Cons:

– Rumors that she made out with Joe Namath during homecoming her sophomore year.
– Not too bright. Naïve.
– Also rumored that she is paying off student loans through a sugar daddy.
– Child of divorce. Serious trust issues.
– Can’t bake worth shit.

Projected: 3rd round

Outlook: There’s enough here to make anyone interested, but there’s also enough here to warrant serious concern about her future well-being. She hasn’t addressed her serious daddy issues and therapy is probably going to be necessary. The raw tools are all here though. If she can figure it out, she’ll be a star.