2013 Wife Mock Draft: Second Edition

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Melanie Chance

School: Ole Miss
Hometown: Memphis, Tennessee
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nursing
GPA: 3.2
Hair color: Dirty blonde
Height: 5′ 5″
Weight: 137 lbs.

Pros:

– Very loyal. Offered full scholarships to Kentucky and Tennessee, but stuck with mom and dad’s Alma Mater, Ole Miss.
– Recruiting hostess for Ole Miss football. If you’re wondering how they signed the recruiting class they did, now you know. Hugh Freeze is a genius.
– Staunch “no boyfriend” policy that she has followed since getting on campus.
– Date party superstar. Has been to seven separate fraternity formals.
– Mom and dad throw the biggest tailgate in The Grove every game day.

Cons:

– She’s graduating early.
– Her grueling nursing schedule may not allow for much time to get carnal. She’ll be exhausted most days.
– Supposedly hooked up with Marshall Henderson twice. Very disappointing.
– Jersey chaser.

Projected: Late 2nd/Early 3rd round

Outlook: She’s made some questionable decisions outside of Greek life. The Henderson allegations and jersey chasing tendencies make you wonder what her real intentions are. She‘s lucky to still be as high on our boards as she is after those allegations leaked. A ton of potential, but the dedication might not be there at the moment. If she gets on track by May, interest will rise, but for now, she only looks good on paper.