2013 Wife Mock Draft: Second Edition

TheChampionsTour12 years ago

Taylor Gleason

School: Ohio State University
Hometown: Columbus, Ohio
House: Middle-tier
Major: Pharmaceutical Sciences
GPA: 3.4
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5′ 8″
Weight: 130 lbs.

Pros:

– Job lined up with Pfizer as a pharmaceutical sales rep.
– Did a “Girls of the Big Ten” Maxim spread her sophomore year.
– Loves big breeds of dogs. Owns a lab retriever named “Woody.”
– Considering med school after a few years in the private sector.
– Breast augmentation scheduled for the month after graduation. Confirmed.
– Looks incredible in little black dresses. Man.
– A real “Jackie O” quality about her.

Cons:

– Her wedding board on Pinterest is absurd. A lot of Disney princess stuff.
– Her favorite golfer is Rickie Fowler.
– Ugly mom.
– Put on five pounds since Christmas Break. Blames it on the stress of graduation. We’ll see.

Projected: Anywhere from Late 1st to Mid-3rd round

Outlook: This is a real “wait-and-see” candidate. Hard to read her. You can tell she’s gotten progressively older looking as she’s gone through college. Hopefully her prime hasn’t passed her by. Judging by her family’s genetics, her longevity might be an issue. She’s still gorgeous, for now. There’s worry here that she may have hit her peak in her junior year and it can only go downhill from here. Hard to judge where she might be in five years.