2013 Wife Mock Draft

Allison Bonnett

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School: Clemson
House: Top-tier nationally
Major: Marketing
GPA: 4.0
Hair color: Light brown
Height: 5-10
Weight: 125 lbs

Pros:

-Former Miss South Carolina.
-Favorite artists are Phil Collins, Hall & Oates, Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel.
-Could have graduated in three and a half years, but changed her major to marketing to stay on for five years. Real team-first attitude.
-Her family invested in Berkshire-Hathaway in the 60’s and none of them have worked a day in their life since. Slated to come into a large inheritance upon graduation.
-Lingerie enthusiast.
-Never dated during college.
-Already owns and operates a marketing firm that she plans on selling this summer. Company has been valued at two million dollars.

Cons:

-Has bad breath in the morning.

Projected: #1 overall

Outlook: Everyone has been drooling over her since her freshman year. She’s the real deal. #1 recruit in the country out of high school, Academic All-American, Rhodes Scholar, beauty queen, self-made millionaire, disease-free. No doubt she’s the centerpiece everyone dreams about.

Note: All photos used are from the TFM photos section and not representative of the fictional characters listed.

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    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Who did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?

      12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    You could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. FrattKuchar

      Why that doesn’t work:

      “-Huge boobs.

      Cons:

      -Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”

      12 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. BrovWade

    Serious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. OhSoCorporate

      I find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm