2013 Wife Mock Draft

Casey Stadler

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School: University of Michigan
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nutrition Science
GPA: 3.9
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-5
Weight: 122 lbs.

Pros:

-Crazy smart. Has a head for the game.
-Late bloomer, despite her middle-tier upbringing. Really came into her own during her junior year.
-Insane body. Really filled out nicely.
-Hall of fame baking skills.
-Considering breast augmentation as a graduation gift.

Cons:

-Dated a GDI for two years.
-Laden with massive student loan debt.
-Lacking experience. Lost virginity just over a year ago.

Projection: Early 3rd round

Outlook: Another sleeper in the early rounds. Stadler could prove a wise choice for someone looking for a high-risk, high-reward scenario. She’s got eyes that can pierce your soul and a fantastic physique. Loyal as they come.

    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Who did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?

      12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    You could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. FrattKuchar

      Why that doesn’t work:

      “-Huge boobs.

      Cons:

      -Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”

      12 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. BrovWade

    Serious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. OhSoCorporate

      I find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm