2013 Wife Mock Draft
Casey Stadler
School: University of Michigan
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nutrition Science
GPA: 3.9
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-5
Weight: 122 lbs.
Pros:
-Crazy smart. Has a head for the game.
-Late bloomer, despite her middle-tier upbringing. Really came into her own during her junior year.
-Insane body. Really filled out nicely.
-Hall of fame baking skills.
-Considering breast augmentation as a graduation gift.
Cons:
-Dated a GDI for two years.
-Laden with massive student loan debt.
-Lacking experience. Lost virginity just over a year ago.
Projection: Early 3rd round
Outlook: Another sleeper in the early rounds. Stadler could prove a wise choice for someone looking for a high-risk, high-reward scenario. She’s got eyes that can pierce your soul and a fantastic physique. Loyal as they come.
Picking all of them. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmthanks for the laugh
12 years ago at 3:07 pmPicking one you’ve never met. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmthats not casey stadler
12 years ago at 4:43 pmCame for the picture, then came from the pictures
12 years ago at 12:02 pmcan we make this the new sweethearts?
12 years ago at 3:07 pmI like a little crazy. I’ll bite.
12 years ago at 12:03 pmBrilliant.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWho did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?
12 years ago at 9:55 pmNope, it was Dorn.
12 years ago at 10:00 pm^, ^^
12 years ago at 10:18 amYou could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWhy that doesn’t work:
“-Huge boobs.
Cons:
-Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”
12 years ago at 12:07 pm^^ You could have paid attention in English class.
12 years ago at 12:10 pmAnd the zinger from Dorn.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm^
12 years ago at 9:37 pmSEC Educated, zero fucks given.
12 years ago at 6:58 pmLetting you all marry them and being the guy she cheats with TFM
12 years ago at 12:05 pmSerious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmI find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.
12 years ago at 3:15 pmhahahaha thanks i feel totally catfished right now!
12 years ago at 4:42 pm^^Why is the rest even relevant? Let’s bump her up to mid-first.
12 years ago at 6:43 pmHappy Birthday “Casey Stadler!”
12 years ago at 12:47 amThis column gave me cancer.
12 years ago at 12:17 pm^ I’m remarkably not sorry to hear that.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmdeng bro u hardd
12 years ago at 3:23 pm^I think you’re in high school.
12 years ago at 11:33 amBest column I’ve seen on here in a while.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmand you guys had better do a fucking draft now.
12 years ago at 12:22 pm