2013 Wife Mock Draft
Megan Sharpe
School: University of Georgia
House: Top-tier hotties
Major: Law
GPA: 3.7
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5-7
Weight: 115 lbs
Pros:
-Fresh out of law school. Job already lined up with largest firm in Atlanta.
-Smokeshow. A hard nine.
-Natural body. One of the best talents to come out of the SEC in the last decade.
-Law school fully paid for.
-Homecoming queen in high school and college.
-Had considered taking an agency job in LA, but chose to stay local.
-Family money comes from several successful fast food franchises, including Chipotle, Chik-Fil-A, Jack-In-The Box and Whataburger.
Cons:
-Plenty of potential suitors. May take some maneuvering to move up to get her.
-Rumored cocaine problem.
Projection: Top 5
Outlook: Hall of fame talent. Wherever she lands will be the envy of everyone. Solid interpersonal skills, with a knack for philanthropy and event planning. Career-driven woman, but willing to set personal goals aside for the good of the team. One of the most highly sought after prospects we’ve seen in years.
Picking all of them. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmthanks for the laugh
12 years ago at 3:07 pmPicking one you’ve never met. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmthats not casey stadler
12 years ago at 4:43 pmCame for the picture, then came from the pictures
12 years ago at 12:02 pmcan we make this the new sweethearts?
12 years ago at 3:07 pmI like a little crazy. I’ll bite.
12 years ago at 12:03 pmBrilliant.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWho did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?
12 years ago at 9:55 pmNope, it was Dorn.
12 years ago at 10:00 pm^, ^^
12 years ago at 10:18 amYou could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWhy that doesn’t work:
“-Huge boobs.
Cons:
-Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”
12 years ago at 12:07 pm^^ You could have paid attention in English class.
12 years ago at 12:10 pmAnd the zinger from Dorn.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm^
12 years ago at 9:37 pmSEC Educated, zero fucks given.
12 years ago at 6:58 pmLetting you all marry them and being the guy she cheats with TFM
12 years ago at 12:05 pmSerious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmI find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.
12 years ago at 3:15 pmhahahaha thanks i feel totally catfished right now!
12 years ago at 4:42 pm^^Why is the rest even relevant? Let’s bump her up to mid-first.
12 years ago at 6:43 pmHappy Birthday “Casey Stadler!”
12 years ago at 12:47 amThis column gave me cancer.
12 years ago at 12:17 pm^ I’m remarkably not sorry to hear that.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmdeng bro u hardd
12 years ago at 3:23 pm^I think you’re in high school.
12 years ago at 11:33 amBest column I’ve seen on here in a while.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmand you guys had better do a fucking draft now.
12 years ago at 12:22 pm