2013 Wife Mock Draft

Megan Sharpe

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School: University of Georgia
House: Top-tier hotties
Major: Law
GPA: 3.7
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5-7
Weight: 115 lbs

Pros:

-Fresh out of law school. Job already lined up with largest firm in Atlanta.
-Smokeshow. A hard nine.
-Natural body. One of the best talents to come out of the SEC in the last decade.
-Law school fully paid for.
-Homecoming queen in high school and college.
-Had considered taking an agency job in LA, but chose to stay local.
-Family money comes from several successful fast food franchises, including Chipotle, Chik-Fil-A, Jack-In-The Box and Whataburger.

Cons:

-Plenty of potential suitors. May take some maneuvering to move up to get her.
-Rumored cocaine problem.

Projection: Top 5

Outlook: Hall of fame talent. Wherever she lands will be the envy of everyone. Solid interpersonal skills, with a knack for philanthropy and event planning. Career-driven woman, but willing to set personal goals aside for the good of the team. One of the most highly sought after prospects we’ve seen in years.

    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Who did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?

      12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    You could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. FrattKuchar

      Why that doesn’t work:

      “-Huge boobs.

      Cons:

      -Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”

      12 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. BrovWade

    Serious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. OhSoCorporate

      I find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm