2013 Wife Mock Draft

Eileen Benedict

draft

School: University of Arizona
House: Bottom-tier
Major: Advertising
GPA: 3.3
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-7
Weight: 125 lbs.

Pros:

-Somehow slipped through the cracks during recruitment as a sophomore transfer from community college. Diamond in the rough.
-Not exactly smart, but a dedicated student.
-Ugly duckling syndrome. Not exactly aware of how good she really is.
-Talent really came out of nowhere. Started taking care of herself two years ago and the results are evident.
-Everyone has seemingly written her off. Demand is low.

Cons:

-Boyfriend of six months recently broke up with her for what he called “stink puss”. Awaiting confirmation.
-Mom is pushing 200 lbs.
-Heavily involved with PETA.
-Does not own a car.
-Massive credit card debt.

Projection: Early 4th round

Outlook: All the tools are there. Can really only go up from where she’s been, but career longevity is an issue with her, as there are some genetic issues to worry about. Worth a long look, though.

    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Who did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?

      12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    You could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. FrattKuchar

      Why that doesn’t work:

      “-Huge boobs.

      Cons:

      -Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”

      12 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. BrovWade

    Serious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. OhSoCorporate

      I find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm