2013 Wife Mock Draft
Eileen Benedict
School: University of Arizona
House: Bottom-tier
Major: Advertising
GPA: 3.3
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-7
Weight: 125 lbs.
Pros:
-Somehow slipped through the cracks during recruitment as a sophomore transfer from community college. Diamond in the rough.
-Not exactly smart, but a dedicated student.
-Ugly duckling syndrome. Not exactly aware of how good she really is.
-Talent really came out of nowhere. Started taking care of herself two years ago and the results are evident.
-Everyone has seemingly written her off. Demand is low.
Cons:
-Boyfriend of six months recently broke up with her for what he called “stink puss”. Awaiting confirmation.
-Mom is pushing 200 lbs.
-Heavily involved with PETA.
-Does not own a car.
-Massive credit card debt.
Projection: Early 4th round
Outlook: All the tools are there. Can really only go up from where she’s been, but career longevity is an issue with her, as there are some genetic issues to worry about. Worth a long look, though.
Picking all of them. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmthanks for the laugh
12 years ago at 3:07 pmPicking one you’ve never met. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmthats not casey stadler
12 years ago at 4:43 pmCame for the picture, then came from the pictures
12 years ago at 12:02 pmcan we make this the new sweethearts?
12 years ago at 3:07 pmI like a little crazy. I’ll bite.
12 years ago at 12:03 pmBrilliant.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWho did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?
12 years ago at 9:55 pmNope, it was Dorn.
12 years ago at 10:00 pm^, ^^
12 years ago at 10:18 amYou could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWhy that doesn’t work:
“-Huge boobs.
Cons:
-Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”
12 years ago at 12:07 pm^^ You could have paid attention in English class.
12 years ago at 12:10 pmAnd the zinger from Dorn.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm^
12 years ago at 9:37 pmSEC Educated, zero fucks given.
12 years ago at 6:58 pmLetting you all marry them and being the guy she cheats with TFM
12 years ago at 12:05 pmSerious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmI find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.
12 years ago at 3:15 pmhahahaha thanks i feel totally catfished right now!
12 years ago at 4:42 pm^^Why is the rest even relevant? Let’s bump her up to mid-first.
12 years ago at 6:43 pmHappy Birthday “Casey Stadler!”
12 years ago at 12:47 amThis column gave me cancer.
12 years ago at 12:17 pm^ I’m remarkably not sorry to hear that.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmdeng bro u hardd
12 years ago at 3:23 pm^I think you’re in high school.
12 years ago at 11:33 amBest column I’ve seen on here in a while.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmand you guys had better do a fucking draft now.
12 years ago at 12:22 pm