2013 Wife Mock Draft
Shannon Biggs
School: University of Texas
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nursing
GPA: 3.1
Hair color: Dark brown
Height: 5-4
Weight: 125 lbs
Pros:
-She’s the most popular girl on campus. Everyone really likes her.
-Solid leadership skills.
-Comes from new money. Father owns successful IT recruiting agency.
-Once drank three fraternity men under the table on successive nights.
-Holds herself to a higher standard than most. Any week in which she doesn’t drink at least four nights is considered a failure. Refuses to lose.
-Above average face, outstanding caboose. Is a quarter Brazilian, as her grandfather married a Brazilian woman after Korea.
Cons:
-Not sure if she’s ready for a commitment.
-Never had a relationship last longer than three months. Serial dater.
-Considering moving to Canada. Has not disclosed reason.
-Could be “buying high”, as bust potential is prevalent with her heavy drinking habits and flaky tendencies.
Projection: Top 10
Outlook: Is probably being overvalued by most this year. She’s a star now, but down the road could really turn into a problem for those willing to take the risk. Attention issues are prevalent, she may become very needy. Still, the potential is there and she will likely be a nice fit somewhere, but the price is too high at this point.
Picking all of them. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmthanks for the laugh
12 years ago at 3:07 pmPicking one you’ve never met. TMormonM.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmthats not casey stadler
12 years ago at 4:43 pmCame for the picture, then came from the pictures
12 years ago at 12:02 pmcan we make this the new sweethearts?
12 years ago at 3:07 pmI like a little crazy. I’ll bite.
12 years ago at 12:03 pmBrilliant.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWho did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?
12 years ago at 9:55 pmNope, it was Dorn.
12 years ago at 10:00 pm^, ^^
12 years ago at 10:18 amYou could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmWhy that doesn’t work:
“-Huge boobs.
Cons:
-Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”
12 years ago at 12:07 pm^^ You could have paid attention in English class.
12 years ago at 12:10 pmAnd the zinger from Dorn.
12 years ago at 5:25 pm^
12 years ago at 9:37 pmSEC Educated, zero fucks given.
12 years ago at 6:58 pmLetting you all marry them and being the guy she cheats with TFM
12 years ago at 12:05 pmSerious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.
12 years ago at 12:09 pmI find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.
12 years ago at 3:15 pmhahahaha thanks i feel totally catfished right now!
12 years ago at 4:42 pm^^Why is the rest even relevant? Let’s bump her up to mid-first.
12 years ago at 6:43 pmHappy Birthday “Casey Stadler!”
12 years ago at 12:47 amThis column gave me cancer.
12 years ago at 12:17 pm^ I’m remarkably not sorry to hear that.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmdeng bro u hardd
12 years ago at 3:23 pm^I think you’re in high school.
12 years ago at 11:33 amBest column I’ve seen on here in a while.
12 years ago at 12:21 pmand you guys had better do a fucking draft now.
12 years ago at 12:22 pm