2013 Wife Mock Draft

Shannon Biggs

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School: University of Texas
House: Middle-tier
Major: Nursing
GPA: 3.1
Hair color: Dark brown
Height: 5-4
Weight: 125 lbs

Pros:

-She’s the most popular girl on campus. Everyone really likes her.
-Solid leadership skills.
-Comes from new money. Father owns successful IT recruiting agency.
-Once drank three fraternity men under the table on successive nights.
-Holds herself to a higher standard than most. Any week in which she doesn’t drink at least four nights is considered a failure. Refuses to lose.
-Above average face, outstanding caboose. Is a quarter Brazilian, as her grandfather married a Brazilian woman after Korea.

Cons:

-Not sure if she’s ready for a commitment.
-Never had a relationship last longer than three months. Serial dater.
-Considering moving to Canada. Has not disclosed reason.
-Could be “buying high”, as bust potential is prevalent with her heavy drinking habits and flaky tendencies.

Projection: Top 10

Outlook: Is probably being overvalued by most this year. She’s a star now, but down the road could really turn into a problem for those willing to take the risk. Attention issues are prevalent, she may become very needy. Still, the potential is there and she will likely be a nice fit somewhere, but the price is too high at this point.

    1. Douglas MacArthur

      Who did the pledge prospects column awhile back? Was that ChampsTour also?

      12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  1. Pee Buttermore

    You could of saved a lot of time writing and just posted the pictures of tits.

    12 years ago at 12:04 pm
    1. FrattKuchar

      Why that doesn’t work:

      “-Huge boobs.

      Cons:

      -Gained about 20 pounds since she was a freshman.”

      12 years ago at 12:07 pm
  2. BrovWade

    Serious potential in Casey Stadler. The nutrition science major is an incredibly underrated plus for her. Don’t see the high risk and look at that ass. I take a flyer late first on her.

    12 years ago at 12:09 pm
    1. OhSoCorporate

      I find it hilarious that I know “Casey Stadler.” Only thing they got right is the killer body.

      12 years ago at 3:15 pm