2013 Wife Mock Draft
Hannah Weinberg
School: University of Maryland
House: Top-tier smart house
Major: Business Administration
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-6
Weight: 119 lbs.
Pros:
-Highly regarded in Panhellic community, held exec positions for two years.
-Been called a “tomcat” by several ex-boyfriends.
-Runway model legs.
-Comes from money. Father owns houses in Breckenridge, Captiva Island and Scottsdale.
-Strong character, high integrity. Has never cheated on a boyfriend, even in high school.
Cons:
-Career-first woman. May not be a “team player” when it comes to child-bearing.
-Her father demands her spouse also be Jewish. Conversion may be in the cards.
-Considering business school in London.
Projected: Late 1st/Early 2nd
Outlook: Could prove to be good value, considering. Potential cornerstone piece for any partner. Medium bust potential, divorce could be a factor. Possible fall-back option in free agency once first round of divorcees hit the open market next decade.
Megan Sharpe… Easily 1st round. You guys must be queer.
12 years ago at 12:28 pmWhat do you think Top 5 means?
12 years ago at 2:04 pm^
12 years ago at 5:10 pmWhen in Rome…
12 years ago at 10:12 amWhere’s my lotion and tissues…
12 years ago at 12:44 pmCoal burners are automatically eliminated from any wife draft.
12 years ago at 12:50 pmHaving Scott Disick’s phone number is a deal breaker.
12 years ago at 1:01 pmFor the positive or the negative?
12 years ago at 8:58 pm^if you’re breaking a deal it’s obviously negative..?
12 years ago at 10:54 pmI don’t see what’s wrong with a cocaine “problem”
12 years ago at 1:02 pmWhat, no “Private Workout” notes?
12 years ago at 1:06 pmDibs on the passed out one.
12 years ago at 1:55 pmThis is gay.
12 years ago at 2:16 pmNo, you liking the elephant walk is gay. This is gold.
12 years ago at 6:41 pmSince when is ‘moderate daddy issues’ a bad thing?
12 years ago at 2:17 pm^
12 years ago at 3:09 pmIn a slampiece it’s a great thing. Girls with daddy issues are easy to pick up and wild in bed. In a long-term relationship it’s just annoying, and a relationship that starts because you gave her six shots of Burnett’s and she was suddenly game for anything is not one that’s built to last.
12 years ago at 3:41 pmAstute evaluation my liege.
12 years ago at 12:25 amFamily overseas, as in I dont have to ever see them? Check please.
12 years ago at 2:41 pm^
12 years ago at 5:55 pm