2013 Wife Mock Draft
Hannah Weinberg
School: University of Maryland
House: Top-tier smart house
Major: Business Administration
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-6
Weight: 119 lbs.
Pros:
-Highly regarded in Panhellic community, held exec positions for two years.
-Been called a “tomcat” by several ex-boyfriends.
-Runway model legs.
-Comes from money. Father owns houses in Breckenridge, Captiva Island and Scottsdale.
-Strong character, high integrity. Has never cheated on a boyfriend, even in high school.
Cons:
-Career-first woman. May not be a “team player” when it comes to child-bearing.
-Her father demands her spouse also be Jewish. Conversion may be in the cards.
-Considering business school in London.
Projected: Late 1st/Early 2nd
Outlook: Could prove to be good value, considering. Potential cornerstone piece for any partner. Medium bust potential, divorce could be a factor. Possible fall-back option in free agency once first round of divorcees hit the open market next decade.
“Favorite artists are Phil Collins, Hall & Oates, Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel.” I can go for that.
12 years ago at 3:09 pmThis was entertaining. Bonus points awarded. Now we need a draft day video with Kate Upton, Jessica Alba, and Katherine Webb as anchors.
12 years ago at 3:19 pmI’d take Casey Stadler all day.
12 years ago at 3:28 pmAlso, I don’t know if I could deal with Allison Bonnett’s bad breath in the morning.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmTHATS NOT CASEY STADLER
12 years ago at 4:40 pm^^ when the fuck did you make active? You don’t have time for this shit.
12 years ago at 4:56 amJust saw your comment NFC, because I am so busy. I became an active in a matter of two days of working hard and making efficient use of my time. Now when the hell are we gonna do some more blow?
12 years ago at 4:03 pmCould have just used to picture of “Allison Bonnett” to justify the first overall pick.
12 years ago at 3:45 pmI would pee in all of these butts.
12 years ago at 3:50 pmWhen did having a cocaine problem become a con?
12 years ago at 3:50 pmPicking none of them.
12 years ago at 4:00 pmTTe’oM.
THIS ISNT CASEY STRADLER
12 years ago at 4:31 pmTHAT ISNT CASEY STRADLER
12 years ago at 4:32 pmTHAT IS NOT CASEY STRADLER
12 years ago at 4:32 pm