2013 Wife Mock Draft

Hannah Weinberg

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School: University of Maryland
House: Top-tier smart house
Major: Business Administration
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5-6
Weight: 119 lbs.

Pros:

-Highly regarded in Panhellic community, held exec positions for two years.
-Been called a “tomcat” by several ex-boyfriends.
-Runway model legs.
-Comes from money. Father owns houses in Breckenridge, Captiva Island and Scottsdale.
-Strong character, high integrity. Has never cheated on a boyfriend, even in high school.

Cons:

-Career-first woman. May not be a “team player” when it comes to child-bearing.
-Her father demands her spouse also be Jewish. Conversion may be in the cards.
-Considering business school in London.

Projected: Late 1st/Early 2nd

Outlook: Could prove to be good value, considering. Potential cornerstone piece for any partner. Medium bust potential, divorce could be a factor. Possible fall-back option in free agency once first round of divorcees hit the open market next decade.

  1. mranieri

    COME ON TFM. GET IT TOGETHER. THAT ISNT CASEY STADLER AND THAT WAS A PICTURE POSTED 4 MONTHS AGO FROM OHIO

    12 years ago at 4:35 pm
  2. Tommy Gufano

    Ranieri have a fucking drink and calm down. I’m sure that Casey is impressed with your stalking and identification abilities but no one here gives a flying fuck. One day I’m sure she will let you take her out to dinner and kiss her on the cheek for defending her honor but stop fucking commenting.

    12 years ago at 5:13 pm
  3. blackout_belushi

    “Has Scott Disick’s phone number” Not sure how its a pro, but I know damn fucking well it is.

    12 years ago at 6:48 pm
  4. Patrick_Bateman_VP

    It seems like Mr. ChampsTour has been doing some thinking about his future.

    12 years ago at 10:09 pm
  5. CharlesFratMoskowitz

    Hannah Weinberg’s dad demanding her spouse also be Jewish… that’s a PRO if I ever saw one.

    12 years ago at 2:52 am