2014 Wife Mock Draft

Rachel Sanders

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School: Florida State University
Hometown: Pensacola, Florida
House: Bottom-tier
Major: Nursing
GPA: 3.9
Hair color: Platinum blonde
Height: 5’8”
Weight: 138 lbs.

Pros:
– All you can say sometimes is “Wow.” Continues to impress day after day.
– She’s a firecracker. Can go deep into the night.
– A hard seven on her worst days.
– Plans on becoming a nurse practitioner after college. Values education.

Cons:
– A noted bar crier.
– Has shared six FaithIt articles on Facebook in the last two weeks.
– Doesn’t have a lot of friends. Claims it’s because she “focuses on school too much.” We’ll have to see about that.
– “Me first” attitude. Last boyfriend claims she made him go down on her several times a week at the peak of their relationship.

Projected: Late 2nd/Early 3rd round

Outlook: Sanders has all of the talent in the world, but she seems to be scared to embrace it. Coming out of a weak bottom-tier system has her doubting her natural ability. Has a lot of suitors worried that she might have trouble staying motivated after her first few years out of college. There’s still plenty to like here.

  1. aa1245

    This is wrong because everyone knows that Bacon is going to pick me in the first round.

    11 years ago at 5:43 pm
  2. OMFratRebel

    This is the worst mock draft so far. You should go ahead and do a mock draft of witness protection members with blacked out faces. That’s about as much as we’re seeing from these girls.

    11 years ago at 6:00 pm
  3. Natty Enthusiast

    it might be hard to look past the fact that king is a gdi, but its even harder to look past that ass

    11 years ago at 6:09 pm
    1. You’re retarded, in a matter of fact the Wife Mock Draft is probably the best thing that happened to this website.

      11 years ago at 7:15 pm
      1. Costa Vision

        Stay at home mother is a job in my book. An important one too. It is hard to start a political dynasty without a good conservative, Catholic wife raising my future US Senators.

        11 years ago at 1:09 pm
  4. Douglas MacArthur

    Fun fact, the hair loss gene is mostly inherited from the mother, so your dad’s head gives little indication on the future of your mane. If your uncles or great uncles on your mom’s side are bald, then you should be worried.

    11 years ago at 6:32 pm