2014 Wife Mock Draft
Christina Mannsfeld
School: University of Texas
Hometown: Austin, Texas
House: Top-tier Smart House
Major: Veterinary Sciences
GPA: 3.4
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5’4”
Weight: 142 lbs.
Pros:
– Rich. As. Fuck.
– Comes from old, old southern money. Family has letters from Robert E. Lee framed in their house.
– Loves animals, but still goes hunting.
– Her family is currently in talks to buy a minority stake of the Texas Rangers.
Cons:
– She ain’t exactly a stunner. There’s enough to work with, though.
– Her sexual résumé includes three GDIs, a guy with a “Texas Democrat” bumper sticker, and an editor of the independent student newspaper.
– Has trouble staying healthy. Gets sick a lot, and not sick like normal people. She had a nickel-sized boil removed from her neck two months ago.
Projected: 4th/5th round
Outlook: If you’re willing to sacrifice, you’ll be living large off her inheritance for the rest of your life. You have to take the good with the bad in this case. If Mannsfield hits the gym hard, she’s going to have a lot of folks wondering why they passed her up.
This is wrong because everyone knows that Bacon is going to pick me in the first round.
11 years ago at 5:43 pmThis is the worst mock draft so far. You should go ahead and do a mock draft of witness protection members with blacked out faces. That’s about as much as we’re seeing from these girls.
11 years ago at 6:00 pmit might be hard to look past the fact that king is a gdi, but its even harder to look past that ass
11 years ago at 6:09 pmI just don’t see how that picture gets used on a 3rd rounder.
11 years ago at 6:45 pmThe real owner of that ass is a charter boat captain down here in SWFL.
11 years ago at 7:32 pmCon for #2: Your back will look like you had sex with a tiger.
11 years ago at 6:10 pmNina brown is most definitely a lesbian
11 years ago at 6:12 pmThis mock draft sucks ass
11 years ago at 6:27 pmYou’re retarded, in a matter of fact the Wife Mock Draft is probably the best thing that happened to this website.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmWhy does it list their GPA’s. Who gives a shit?
11 years ago at 6:30 pmIts not like they are gonna work if they marry us anyhow, right?
11 years ago at 7:12 pmStay at home mother is a job in my book. An important one too. It is hard to start a political dynasty without a good conservative, Catholic wife raising my future US Senators.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmFun fact, the hair loss gene is mostly inherited from the mother, so your dad’s head gives little indication on the future of your mane. If your uncles or great uncles on your mom’s side are bald, then you should be worried.
11 years ago at 6:32 pmMy God this is amazing
11 years ago at 7:06 pmThese are funny every time
11 years ago at 7:08 pm