2014 Wife Mock Draft
Gabrielle Paquette
School: University of Minnesota
Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba
House: Middle-Tier
Major: Food Science
GPA: 2.7
Hair color: Light brown
Height: 5’7
Weight: 129 lbs.
Pros:
– Her drinking abilities are well above replacement level.
– An amazing body. Her legs go on for days. She does Crossfit, which is okay for girls.
– A huge sports fan.
– Paying her way through college completely debt free after opening up her own health food store in the Twin Cities.
Cons:
– Canadian.
– No plans on becoming an American citizen or pursuing a work visa after her study permit expires in early 2015.
Projected: Undrafted/training camp tryout contract
Outlook: The skill level in Canada is simply not on par with the elite brides that come out of the American system. The deck is stacked against Paquette and she’s really going to have to wow us or else she’s going to be spending her career north of the border.
This is wrong because everyone knows that Bacon is going to pick me in the first round.
11 years ago at 5:43 pmThis is the worst mock draft so far. You should go ahead and do a mock draft of witness protection members with blacked out faces. That’s about as much as we’re seeing from these girls.
11 years ago at 6:00 pmit might be hard to look past the fact that king is a gdi, but its even harder to look past that ass
11 years ago at 6:09 pmI just don’t see how that picture gets used on a 3rd rounder.
11 years ago at 6:45 pmThe real owner of that ass is a charter boat captain down here in SWFL.
11 years ago at 7:32 pmCon for #2: Your back will look like you had sex with a tiger.
11 years ago at 6:10 pmNina brown is most definitely a lesbian
11 years ago at 6:12 pmThis mock draft sucks ass
11 years ago at 6:27 pmYou’re retarded, in a matter of fact the Wife Mock Draft is probably the best thing that happened to this website.
11 years ago at 7:15 pmWhy does it list their GPA’s. Who gives a shit?
11 years ago at 6:30 pmIts not like they are gonna work if they marry us anyhow, right?
11 years ago at 7:12 pmStay at home mother is a job in my book. An important one too. It is hard to start a political dynasty without a good conservative, Catholic wife raising my future US Senators.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmFun fact, the hair loss gene is mostly inherited from the mother, so your dad’s head gives little indication on the future of your mane. If your uncles or great uncles on your mom’s side are bald, then you should be worried.
11 years ago at 6:32 pmMy God this is amazing
11 years ago at 7:06 pmThese are funny every time
11 years ago at 7:08 pm