2014 Wife Mock Draft
Amanda Tanner
School: University of Colorado
Hometown: Sacramento, California
House: Top-tier
Major: Psychology
GPA: 3.3
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5′5”
Weight: 125 lbs.
Pros:
– An absolute stunner. Consistent ability to stop you dead in your tracks.
– Family owns house in Lake Tahoe.
– Alternate for the US Olympic Skiing team in Sochi.
– Her upside is tremendous. Serious commitment to her body.
– Well rounded. Great singer, philanthropist. drinker.
Cons:
– California liberal.
– Sells Advocare products on Facebook, but she actually makes money off of it, so I guess it’s not that much of a con.
– YouTube video of her twerking on CU football’s waterboy has 17,000 views.
– Parents have producer credits on two Michael Moore documentaries.
– Tends to overdo it when it comes to PDA.
Projected: Mid-2nd Round
Outlook: If you can look past her personal opinions on government, she’s going to be a tremendous pick. She’s going to be a generous, giving wife on and off the field, if you get what I mean. Tremendous spirit and incredibly passionate. She would be a first round candidate any other year, but with a class this deep, Tanner falls to the second round because of her political belief system.
Sarah King… I’d blow my nose in her butt.
11 years ago at 7:10 pmEverybody says that makes her squeal. And well done name, hoss.
11 years ago at 11:49 pmEverything about King screams “Trophy Wife”
11 years ago at 7:11 pmhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/0207458ec1658f3424109011f00d36f4/tumblr_mpvsou7U871spcz4lo1_400.gif
11 years ago at 7:44 pmIll take Paquette
11 years ago at 8:03 pmClicked on it for the ass. Stayed for Dorn’s mom.
11 years ago at 8:27 pmBlue Bikini Girl from Sigma Kappa at Arizona is gonna be a first rounder for sure.
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11 years ago at 8:49 pmAccording to Jay Bilas, King has good second jump ability too
11 years ago at 9:09 pmSo we get height and weight, but not cup size? Makes sense.
11 years ago at 9:53 pmthis is fucking dumb
11 years ago at 11:16 pm“Values education” listed as a pro? Unless she’s studying the latest culinary developments in sandwich making, all I see are distractions from her real job and a rather hefty student debt for me to pay off.
11 years ago at 2:45 amtry less
11 years ago at 1:53 pm