2014 Wife Mock Draft

Amanda Tanner

19

School: University of Colorado
Hometown: Sacramento, California
House: Top-tier
Major: Psychology
GPA: 3.3
Hair color: Brunette
Height: 5′5”
Weight: 125 lbs.

Pros:
– An absolute stunner. Consistent ability to stop you dead in your tracks.
– Family owns house in Lake Tahoe.
– Alternate for the US Olympic Skiing team in Sochi.
– Her upside is tremendous. Serious commitment to her body.
– Well rounded. Great singer, philanthropist. drinker.

Cons:
– California liberal.
– Sells Advocare products on Facebook, but she actually makes money off of it, so I guess it’s not that much of a con.
– YouTube video of her twerking on CU football’s waterboy has 17,000 views.
– Parents have producer credits on two Michael Moore documentaries.
– Tends to overdo it when it comes to PDA.

Projected: Mid-2nd Round

Outlook: If you can look past her personal opinions on government, she’s going to be a tremendous pick. She’s going to be a generous, giving wife on and off the field, if you get what I mean. Tremendous spirit and incredibly passionate. She would be a first round candidate any other year, but with a class this deep, Tanner falls to the second round because of her political belief system.

  1. physicalconservative

    “Values education” listed as a pro? Unless she’s studying the latest culinary developments in sandwich making, all I see are distractions from her real job and a rather hefty student debt for me to pay off.

    11 years ago at 2:45 am