2015 Sorority Rushee Blue Chip Scouting Report
Disclaimer: The girls in this piece are fictitious and do not represent the girls whose photos were used.
Abigail Gibson
Stars: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Hometown: Coppell, Texas
College: Texas Christian University
Considering: Alpha Chi Omega, Zeta Tau Alpha, Pi Phi
Scouting Report: Abigail will have her pick of the litter when it comes to recruitment. Sororities across the nation were hoping she would attend their school. She is a can’t miss prospect who has all the tools to be the next big thing with “first ballot hall of famer” written all over her. She aspires to be the next Erin Andrews, and rumor has it that Mrs. Fields has been dying to get her cookie recipe. There really is no downside here. Whoever gets her is getting an impact player right away.
Crystal Ball Prediction: Zeta Tau Alpha. The rich are going to get richer. Abigail is going to add to already loaded talent pool in Fort Worth.
Lauren Johnson
Stars: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Hometown: Westport, Connecticut
College: University of Georgia
Considering: Kappa Delta, Alpha Omicron Pi, Delta Zeta
Scouting Report: Lauren has the body and raw skill that could be developed into a high-level prospect. However, she’s been riding the dangerous coattails of a naturally high metabolism her entire life. We all know how that can end. She’s also been said to have a “bitchy” personality that can cause “totes unnecessary drama.” If she stays motivated, she could be one of the best players in this class. However, there is obviously some risk in this pickup, and she could also end up being an enormous bust.
Crystal Ball Prediction: Kappa Delta. She has expressed that she wants to be with the best sorority on campus. Kappa Delta would be that sorority, and given her skill set, she will fit in well. Having said that, it would not surprise us to see her drop or be dropped.
Sloan Klein
Stars: ★ ★ ★ ★
Hometown: Belmont, Virginia
College: Florida State
Considering: Delta Gamma, Kappa Delta, Zeta Tau Alpha, Alpha Gamma Delta
Scouting Report: Sloan is top-notch talent. She has the brains to bring something to the table, and the looks that most girls dream of having. What holds her back, though, is that she can be annoying at times. She’s also very susceptible to sarcasm. We’re talking very high upside, with a very high risk of failure.
Crystal Ball Prediction: Alpha Gamma Delta. She’s said that she wants to be part of bringing a once elite program back to its glory days. However, the real reason that we have her going here is because of her superiority complex. We’re thinking she’ll want to be the hottest one in the group.
Katie Collins
Stars: ★ ★ ★ ★
Hometown: Little Rock, Arkansas
College: Ole Miss
Considering: Kappa Kappa Gamma, Kappa Delta, Phi Mu
Scouting Report: Katie is a recruit who can do it all. She is one of the most developed young sorostitutes in this 2015 class. Her looks and cooler-painting skills are at a premium level, and there’s also a lot of upside here to develop. She has all the tools to be a productive sorority girl at the next level. If she can develop some social skills and not be so shy, she should see a rise in her stock.
Crystal Ball Prediction: Phi Mu. Phi Mu gets a home run with Katie. The two go hand in hand like Alabama and winning national titles.
Ashley Moss
Stars: ★ ★ ★ ★
Hometown: Malibu, California
College: Southern California
Considering: Delta Delta Delta, Kappa Kappa Gamma , Delta Gamma
Scouting Report: Ashley reminds us a lot of a young Abby Hornacek. She can be very high maintenance at times, but will usually catch herself and bring herself back down to earth. She’s a big gym rat, but is not afraid to throw back a beer with the guys. Overall, she has more upside than downside and will be a strong addition to wherever she goes.
Crystal Ball Prediction: Kappa Kappa Gamma. We think she spurns her Tri Delt legacy here and goes on her own path. She fits well in USC KKG’s system.
Erin Hart
Stars: ★ ★ ★
Hometown: Westlake, Texas
College: Arizona
Considering: Sigma Kappa, Alpha Phi, Pi Phi
Scouting Report: Erin has the highest upside of any prospect in this year’s draft pool. She’s slightly underrated due to the talent that surrounded her before making the trip to Tuscon. Very sneaky hot — she’s only going to get better with age. Erin is not shy at all when it comes to social events, aspires to be a nurse, and brought entire dance floors to their knees during high school ragers.
Crystal Ball Prediction: Sigma Kappa. There’s no reason that she can’t be top tier. Once she turns from pledge to active, she could easily be one of the top five members of the already stacked Sigma Kappa roster.






What is wrong with all their faces?
10 years ago at 8:26 amThey all watched the tape from “The Ring”
10 years ago at 9:35 amIt’s for the fems, man.
10 years ago at 10:19 am” Totes unnecessary drama.” TSM
10 years ago at 8:31 amAll I see are 7’s and 8’s. I tap dimes on the reg.
10 years ago at 8:35 amYou’re sick!
10 years ago at 8:38 amGet lost dick head
10 years ago at 8:40 amI hope fraternities start putting up warning posters with your face on it, bud.
10 years ago at 8:53 amIf you view this guy as a parody of a high school try-hard, he’s actually pretty funny.
10 years ago at 9:51 amThat’s how ruger Dern started. Got downvoted to hell at first, then became a legend. That being said, Stallon, you suck.
10 years ago at 4:53 pmStallon, did your parents give you permission to get back on TFM again?
10 years ago at 12:22 pmNo girls committed to UT. We’re blowing it.
10 years ago at 8:47 amWith a strong senior class coming up, look for some rebuilding to be done with next year’s recruitment class.
10 years ago at 10:19 amSloan’s heavily underrated in terms of looks. I’m going to guess the personality is solid resting bitch face and that’s on a good day.
10 years ago at 8:50 amErin’s the strongest talent of the bunch, how’d she slip to 3-star?
10 years ago at 8:51 amShe really struggled in the 7 on 7 summer instagram league. Couldn’t find a good filter to save her life causing her “like” average to plummet down to a bottom tier 28.6. She’ll bounce back once rompers go out of style. Unfortunately she just can’t make them work and everyone knows it.
10 years ago at 12:10 pmThat’s the most solid breakdown I’ve ever seen. Feel like replacing McShay this draft?
10 years ago at 9:30 pmI really don’t care what letters are on her shirt when she refuses to take it off for me.
10 years ago at 8:53 amIt would have better if they woulda done this with fat chicks.
10 years ago at 8:55 amThere’s always xVideos if you need your chubby fix. Motherless if you’re an especially sick fuck.
10 years ago at 8:58 am“will have her pick of the liter”
10 years ago at 8:58 amDo you see what you did wrong there?
Glad my spell checking worked for y’all.
10 years ago at 9:10 amKatie Collins is really Nicole Kurkomelis who attends university at albany!
10 years ago at 9:03 amNo one gives a fuck who you are Nicole. Now that’s behind us, Nicole, show us your tits.
10 years ago at 9:44 amStfu and make me a sandwich katie
10 years ago at 10:35 am