2015 Wife Mock Draft
Ellie Davis
School: San Diego State University
Hometown: La Jolla, CA
House: Middle-tier
Major: Economics
GPA: 3.6
Hair color: Natural brunette, but goes blonde on occasion
Height: 5′8
Weight: 130 lbs.
Cup Size: C (natural, handful)
Pros:
– All the physical tools you look for in a woman. Tremendous build, athletic.
– In the gym six days a week. Really committed to her body.
– Has been featured in three “Girls of SDSU” YouTube videos.
– She’s actually pretty funny. Owns an extensive selection of SNL “Best of…” DVDs that were handed down from her older sister, who is also a dime.
– Family genetics are favorable. Said dime sister is 32, has two kids, and still has a top-notch body.
Cons:
– Loves being busy. Not a fan of do-nothing Sundays.
– Has never seen Top Gun because she’s “weirded out by Tom Cruise.”
– Die-hard One Direction fan.
– Not a big drinker.
Projected: Mid first round
Outlook: In-house scouts seem to think she’s plateaued, but elsewhere, some experts have her as a top five pick. One thing remains clear: she is going to be a highly sought after target come May. Buy.
I would draft Samantha Ponder first overall.
10 years ago at 12:54 pmThat’s not how this works you fucking hayseed.
10 years ago at 4:52 pmJudging from the comments, I won’t have much trouble drafting Ellie. I’ll happily invest in future potential payoffs of those genetics.
10 years ago at 1:12 pmWell shit, if nobody is going to take Amy I will; C cup, blonde, rich, and smart sounds like a winner to me.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmChristine, you had me at “baby toe areolas”.
10 years ago at 1:48 pmKeeping the bloodline pure is important. Biracial kids that won’t really look like me is going to have to make me pass on Maria
10 years ago at 2:24 pmalso-> ass: natural, handful
10 years ago at 4:03 pmHow the fuck would nipple clamps be scary?
10 years ago at 4:20 pmThis year’s class of short girls is thinner than this year’s class of quarterbacks, and that’s a damn shame.
10 years ago at 8:42 pmI’d take Christine with the number one overall pick. I don’t mind a gamble.
10 years ago at 9:41 pmEllie Davis has the kind of body I could get behind.
10 years ago at 10:46 pm