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22 Phrases We Need To Retire
8 years ago

There are certain things we say that are as annoying as your new Philosophy lecture with that professor who has mandatory attendance. Here are 22 phrases we gotta stop saying as soon as humanly possible.

  1. It’s lit, fam

    2. No, it’s not.

  2. Netflix and chill

    3. It’s time to move on to Hulu and hang or Amazon Prime and 69.

  3. “That’s so gay”

    4. What is this, 2006? If you say this, just know that we all know you’re so deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents, Narnia, and your old Sega Genesis.

  4. I can’t even

    5. Yes you can, Becky.

  5. The struggle is real

    6. No, it’s not.

  6. Squad goals

    7. Squad goal: get people to stop saying squad goals.

  7. Man bun

    8. Honestly, we just need to get rid of man buns overall.

  8. Low key

    9. We high key say this too much now.

  9. Relationship goals

    10. We all know you’re never gonna find a boyfriend, Deborah. You have herpes and you banged the whole debate team last month.

  10. Make America Great Again

    11. When was America more great than it is now? When minorities and women had less rights? When it was okay to be a bigot? When Trump still had hair and didn’t have to wear that hilarious roadkill on his head?

  11. #ImWithHer

    12. For those of you who don’t know, “her” refers to Hillary Clinton. Why would you be with Hillary? Just because she’s a f____? Sorry, I tried to say female but the emale got deleted (I’m the first one to make that joke, I swear).

  12. Harambe jokes

    13. Just kidding, BUY TFM’S FUCKING HARAMBE T-SHIRTS, BITCHESSSSSS!

  13. Trigger warning

    14. TRIGGER WARNING: if opinions that aren’t exactly like yours are “triggering” to you, then please go fuck yourself because you’re a weak, hypersensitive dickbag.

  14. Safe spaces

    15. No more safe spaces. Stay here and get triggered.

  15. Check your privilege

    16. Ok, just checked it. Now what?

  16. Turnt

    17. Boy, you better “turn” your ass around and go home, you obnoxious douchebiscuit.

  17. It sounds better on vinyl

    18. Does an audiotape of you being murdered sound better on vinyl? Because that’s the record I wanna hear, you pretentious hipster asshat.

  18. I like their old albums better

    19. I like the old world better before you were born, Kyle.

  19. I liked them before they were cool

    20. I wanted to hit you in the nuts with a sledgehammer before it was cool. Wait no, that was always cool.

  20. Eminem is washed up

    21. There are 2 types of people. People who flipped the fuck out when they heard “Rap God” for the first time, and liars.

  21. I only wear magnum condoms

    22. Any dude that goes out of their way to say they have a big dick DEFINITELY has a small dick. We all know you’re only packing 3 inches on a good day. You’re not fooling anyone, Matthew.

  22. Side chick

    23. Just be a man and call her your mistress like back in the good ol’ days.

  4. TheEmperor

    If – “Fail Friday comes out every Friday” – is a legitimate phrase then I guess it has to be retired since the intern is far to fuckin’ stupid to get the job done….

    8 years ago at 1:43 pm
  5. Ole R.E Lee

    Make America Great Again isn’t some pro pre 1865 support statement. It’s about the fact that we are 20 trillion in debt, we are no longer respected around the world and PC culture has been taken too far. Fuckin sell outs at TFM. I didn’t even finish this, stop taking lists from Reddit.

    8 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. ChristianPKP

      True, but the military is still respected. We’ve been dominating conflicts since 1775. We’ve been murdering fools since before America was America. But you’re correct in the rest of your statement.

      8 years ago at 7:59 am
  7. Drunk Chris Berman

    I swear TFM is actively trying to drive away it’s audience with shit like this

    8 years ago at 1:59 pm