25 Things I’m Thankful For
1. Our military, active and retired
Always #1 for me.
2. Wide open fairways and slow rolling greens
Because I need all the help I can get.
3. College football
Even when my team sometimes plays like hot garbage, it’s the best sport out there.
4. Single malt scotch
And the pleasant burn of the first sip.
5. The first guy who submitted a rush boobs photo
And that he simply goes by tnuts.
6. redonk8, the second guy who submitted a rush boobs photo
Because he made it a trend.
7. That one guy who submitted a very nude, very explicit rush boob/vagina photo
Don’t even ask to see it. It’s long gone now.
8. Al Gore
Without his world wide info-sharing innovation, I’d be an accountant or some shit.
9. Mirrored sunglass lenses
If you have them, you know why.
10. Football game flyovers
A U.S. military dominance spectacle and football. Chills every time.
11. Being on the ascending side of the peak age of the female sexual drive
Gonna be a good ride.
12. Ryan McLatchy
Because Ryan McLatchy will never be sufficiently appreciated.
13. Cleavage
It’s almost always good, and many times it’s better than the real thing.
14. The guy who said, “Fuck bottles!” and just put a whole mess of wine in a bag and a box, then put a spout on it
Boxed wine is just an all-around superior product.
15. Open bar weddings
The pinnacle of post-gradding.
16. Bachelor parties
Forgot about these. They’re the real post-grad pinnacle.
17. The spread offense
I’m typically a traditionalist, but it’s just more fun to watch.
18. Lax university alcohol consumption policies on gameday
Don’t get it, but I love it.
19. Traditional college football programs that refuse to alter their uniforms.
Goddamn, Oregon.
20. Las Vegas, NV
If you’ve never been, you live an unfulfilled life.
21. A great areola-to-breast ratio
It’s a make or break.
22. This country
The grass in the front lawn isn’t as green as it used to be, but we’re still the biggest, baddest house in the neighborhood with a Ferrari in the driveway.
23. A full, plush head of hair
Sometimes I’ll just run my fingers through it for a quick pick-me-up.
24. The publication of the TFM Book
And vicariously living the amazing college lifestyle of TP III.
25. All of you sickos out there
Happy Thanksgiving.
ya’ll can thank me now for the rush boob pic
12 years ago at 12:52 pmThank you
12 years ago at 12:54 pmThank you
12 years ago at 12:57 pmThank you
12 years ago at 1:04 pmThank You
12 years ago at 1:12 pmWhat are rush boobs?
12 years ago at 1:46 pmThank you
12 years ago at 2:09 pmI thank you, now
12 years ago at 3:05 pmI’ll thank you later.
12 years ago at 4:15 pm^You unappreciative bastard.
12 years ago at 4:20 pmthank you, you american innovator you
12 years ago at 4:32 pmFuck you tnutty nuts.
12 years ago at 6:11 pmThanks man, you little cutie, you
12 years ago at 5:25 pmthere’s no need to thank me later Roger, you already did you fuck
12 years ago at 10:14 pmFuck Al Gore
12 years ago at 1:22 pmC’mon Dorn, work on your putting. Slow greens are NF
12 years ago at 4:02 pmI don’t practice putting.
12 years ago at 4:14 pmJust drive the ball 20 times and you’re good to go.
12 years ago at 9:02 pmpracticing putting. NF. practicing driver because chicks dig the long ball. TFM.
12 years ago at 10:10 pm^^^ if you have a Scotty, there is no need to practice putting
12 years ago at 3:37 pmI just recently bought a Taylor Made putter and I’ve never putted so well in my entire life.
12 years ago at 11:53 pm^Taylor Gang or Die.
12 years ago at 12:00 amfuck you dorn post the rush vag pic… selfish prick.
12 years ago at 4:07 pmHonestly, it’s been deleted.
12 years ago at 4:15 pmThen post the butt pee picture.
12 years ago at 4:21 pm^^ One or the other you selfish prick.
12 years ago at 5:01 pmWhoever sent the rush vag pic needs to re-submit it. Then Dorn needs to stop being a selfish prick and post it. That is the only item on the list we cannot enjoy and be thankful for.
12 years ago at 11:13 pm#22 should be #1 on this list. If it wasn’t for America, the majority of the things you are thankful for wouldn’t be around.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmSound logic, if I ever heard any…
12 years ago at 4:55 pmDorn hates his family
12 years ago at 10:48 amDorn’s family hates him.
12 years ago at 12:49 pmDorns sister loves me
12 years ago at 3:41 pmAl Gore didn’t invent the Internet. He just helped pass legislation supporting it.
12 years ago at 11:55 amThank you. At least someone here isn’t completely fucking retarded.
12 years ago at 11:54 pmNah, that’s just what they want you to think.
12 years ago at 12:51 am