28 Halloween Costumes That Are Almost Guaranteed To Get You Laid

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Blake Anderson
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Kip Dynamite
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Plastic army men
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Mugatu
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Jay and Silent Bob
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A rookery of penguins

Obligatory photos of hot Halloween babes

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Are those last two dressed as shackers, or are they dressed as the… SHACKER SLASHER???

I think I just shit my pants.

Happy Halloweening, y’all.

  1. RutherfordBeHazed

    Dress up as the intern for Halloween and you’re guaranteed not to get laid.

    9 years ago at 12:23 pm
    1. RonaldMcDonald

      I still don’t understand how the managed that. They must’ve both ate shit on that fall

      9 years ago at 3:24 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        You see, they got together some chapter funds, and went out and bought an invisible car. Car makers have had them for years, but you gotta know the right people.

        9 years ago at 3:50 pm
  2. Back In My Days

    Despite these being comical, I don’t think we should give up on the option of taking away that lunch and free oxygen.

    9 years ago at 12:27 pm
    1. Shoeless Bro Jaxon

      That “lifeguard” is Wendy Fucking Peffercorn. Call her by her name!

      9 years ago at 9:09 am