30 Things Fraternity Guys Say When They’re Trying to Get Laid
1. “We could just go back to my place and watch a movie.”
2. “Hey, let me buy you a drink.”
3. “I’ll call us a pledge ride home.”
4. “Anything you want me to help with for that 21st birthday sign?”
5. “Oh, it was you who put ‘Call Me Maybe’ on the jukebox? What a great song.”
6. “Why yes, I would love to meet your little.”
7. (via text message) “what are you up to tonight?”
8. “Upside-down Margarita shots, anyone?”
9. “I’m sorry, I didn’t see where your sisters went. Maybe we could look for them at my place?”
10. “I’m making Jell-o shots for the party tonight.”
11. “Your Communications classes sound really difficult.”
12. “How much will I owe you for this again?”
13. “Wow, there are girls in your sorority that you don’t like? Tell me all about them.”
14. “Hey man, how old is your little sister again?”
15. “We just got a puppy, you should come over and see!”
16. “My house isn’t too far from here…”
17. (via text message) “come over.”
18. “Wanna be my date for Formal?”
19. “Your mom seems like an amazing woman.”
20. “Sorry to hear that your boyfriend is out of town.”
21. “I promise I won’t tell anyone about this.”
22. “I’m a Senior, but I’m going to Law School next Fall.”
23. “You ready for round 2?”
24. (via text message) “heyy whatf are yuo uop to?”
25. “We’re having a huge post-party at the house after this, you should come.”
26. “I’ve got some ‘party favors’ back at my place if you’re trying to get down.”
27. “That Instagram filter makes your eyes look gorgeous.”
28. “You should bring your new pledge class over tonight!”
29. “I know you’re only a Freshman but you seem really mature for your age.”
30. “I love you too.”
that guy in the top picture is DKE at Devry University
12 years ago at 6:07 pmHe’s clearly an sae at Scad
12 years ago at 6:28 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
12 years ago at 6:29 pmThey forgot the “Would you like a house tour?” line. I guess they were TFTC.
12 years ago at 6:47 pmGuy: You want to go back to my place for shots and sex?
Girl: What!?
Guy: What? You don’t like shots?
12 years ago at 7:01 pmCan never go wrong with the classic “Hey.”
12 years ago at 7:07 pmSilly boys. You act like we don’t already know your tactics.
12 years ago at 7:11 pmWell either you do not know our tactics and they work everytime or you do know our tactics and are just easy….
12 years ago at 1:25 pmY’all act like sex is a giant burden on us and we have to be lied to all the time. We know your tactics most of the time, we just act clueless because it’s hilarious. And it has nothing to do with us being easy.
12 years ago at 2:56 pmThere’s a computer in your kitchen?
12 years ago at 12:36 pmThat’s original.
12 years ago at 9:10 am“You don’t want to drink that shit the pledges are serving. I have Belvedere in my room, let’s drink that.”
12 years ago at 7:41 pmi prefer to just talk nonstop until the girl wants to sleep with me its all about trial and error get a feel for it talk some game she doesnt like it then try something else i always say you keep going until shes so offended she slaps if you stop before then you gotta fap
12 years ago at 8:00 pmFucking this^
12 years ago at 9:58 pm” I love you too” NF
12 years ago at 8:24 pm#14
12 years ago at 8:54 pmHow was there not a “Oh, you have daddy issues?’ Tell me more”
12 years ago at 10:12 pm