30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off
11 years ago

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1. “Can I buy you dinner?”

2. “You remind me of my secretary.”

3. “You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.”

4. “I figured that you were a cat person.”

5. “Did you read that article about why women shouldn’t have short hair?”

6. “Make me a sandwich.”

7. “Sooooo….anal?”

8. “There will never be a female candidate worthy of the Presidency.”

9. “Looks like somebody’s on their period!”

10. “If we’re gonna hook up tonight, I’m going to need you to sign this 13 page document confirming that you consent.”

11. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to hold open that door for you.”

12. “Jezebel is the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet.”

13. “Ever thought about shaving your legs?”

14. “Are you really a feminist, or is that just your excuse for still being alone at 40?”

15. “Of the 23 female Fortune 500 CEO’s, how many do you think are lesbians?”

16. “That haircut makes you look like Rosie O’Donnell’s bush.”

17. “Who did you vote for last election? Lol, jk.”

18. “On a scale from one to a putrefied whale carcass, how bad do you think Hilary Clinton’s vagina smells?

19. “You’d look WAY better if you lost 15 pounds.”

20. “I bet you can’t do laundry for shit.”

21. “I wish they would photoshop a few more pounds off of their cover models.”

22. “Jennifer Lawrence is hot, but I wish she’d just shut the fuck up for a minute. Also eat less cheeseburgers.”

23. “Wait a minute…this isn’t a kitchen, how the hell did you get here?”

24. “I’d rip that pantsuit off you so fast if you let me…”

25. “I’m in a fraternity.”

26. “You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.”

27. “Let me know when you’re driving home. I want to warn all of the small children in the area.”

28. “I don’t disrespect you because you’re a woman, I disrespect you because you’re a self-righteous moron.

29. “So did you get kicked out of sorority rush the first day or the second?”

30. “I’m all for gender equality, that’s why I love to 69 so much.”

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    1. ModernSpartan

      she said as i led her back to my room to show her my many leather-bound books, which smells of rich mahogany. TFM

      11 years ago at 12:07 am
    2. The_PA_Guy

      Chi, in one sentence you have single handedly shown why the new feminist movement is so petty and made fun of.

      Way to go.

      11 years ago at 1:33 pm
  5. Im_THAT_guy

    A wise man once said “Women are only good for 3 things: Cooking, Cleaning, and Vaginas.”

    11 years ago at 9:06 pm
    1. NCFratty

      “Women are good for 4 things: Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas, and Their Sister’s Vaginas.”

      11 years ago at 10:54 pm
    2. fredmissouri

      I feel like you would use any of this quotes, get them pissed and then “nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang.”

      11 years ago at 10:55 am
  8. LadyBugLuv_13

    “Feminism is the radical notion that women are people.” Feminism is about women deserving respect. Anyone who believes a woman should be allowed to work, be educated, have sex before marriage, etc is a feminist whether they realize it or not.

    11 years ago at 10:23 pm
    2. TheGent

      That makes about as much sense as treating others how you want to be treated automatically making you a Christian.

      11 years ago at 11:23 pm
    3. Its a TFM

      There is a difference between equality and feminism. Women already have equal opportinity in this country. What feminists want is special priviledges and subsidies for women so that they get equal or better outcomes in life than men do. Demanding that other people pay for your birth control is not equality. Subsidies are not a right. You have the right to buy your own birth control. You do not have the right to use my money to buy it.

      11 years ago at 12:13 pm
    4. nescaccprincess

      Most people are’t demanding birth control be subsidized, we want it to be covered by insurance. Don’t really see this as too much to ask for considering Viagra is covered. Also, birth control helps everyone. It’s not like a woman who has an unwanted baby did it by herself. Wouldn’t you be happier knowing every girl you bang is on the pill?

      11 years ago at 1:05 pm
    5. Its a TFM

      ^ Do you not understand what a subsidy is? When your insurance company is forced (via Obamacare now) to “cover” birth control that means that everyone else in your risk pool is paying for it. That money does’t just appear out of thin air. The insurance company has to increase everyone’s rates so that you don’t have to pay a prescription co-pay. Viagra doesn’t enjoy this subsidy, btw. You still have to pay a co-pay to get it. And viagra is primarily used by old men whose insurance premiums are higher because they have to cover medications used primarily by other old men.

      11 years ago at 1:34 pm
    6. nescaccprincess

      ^completely ignored my point that birth control isn’t just a women’s issue. It helps men and women since last time I checked babies are created by two people. Widespread use of birth control decreases abortions, children in the foster system, and children and single mothers who have to rely on welfare and foot stamps.

      11 years ago at 1:49 pm
    7. ice cold frat

      ^I’m totally fine with free birth-control. Hell, I’ll even pay if a certain demographic of people to take it.

      11 years ago at 1:54 pm
    8. Ben_Cartwright

      ^^ What is a “foot stamp,” exactly? Is that some top secret feminist thing?

      11 years ago at 2:47 pm
  10. I Haze Geeds

    So if feminists want to be treated like men, we can hit them like men… Right?

    11 years ago at 1:11 am
  11. frat af

    Or how about “Hi, my name is SFPL,” I’m sure you’re douchey bandana/haircut will surely piss just about anyone off

    11 years ago at 4:44 am