30 Things You Can Say To A Feminist To Piss Her Off
1. “Can I buy you dinner?”
2. “You remind me of my secretary.”
3. “You must face so many struggles as a middle class white woman.”
4. “I figured that you were a cat person.”
5. “Did you read that article about why women shouldn’t have short hair?”
6. “Make me a sandwich.”
7. “Sooooo….anal?”
8. “There will never be a female candidate worthy of the Presidency.”
9. “Looks like somebody’s on their period!”
10. “If we’re gonna hook up tonight, I’m going to need you to sign this 13 page document confirming that you consent.”
11. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to hold open that door for you.”
12. “Jezebel is the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet.”
13. “Ever thought about shaving your legs?”
14. “Are you really a feminist, or is that just your excuse for still being alone at 40?”
15. “Of the 23 female Fortune 500 CEO’s, how many do you think are lesbians?”
16. “That haircut makes you look like Rosie O’Donnell’s bush.”
17. “Who did you vote for last election? Lol, jk.”
18. “On a scale from one to a putrefied whale carcass, how bad do you think Hilary Clinton’s vagina smells?
19. “You’d look WAY better if you lost 15 pounds.”
20. “I bet you can’t do laundry for shit.”
21. “I wish they would photoshop a few more pounds off of their cover models.”
22. “Jennifer Lawrence is hot, but I wish she’d just shut the fuck up for a minute. Also eat less cheeseburgers.”
23. “Wait a minute…this isn’t a kitchen, how the hell did you get here?”
24. “I’d rip that pantsuit off you so fast if you let me…”
25. “I’m in a fraternity.”
26. “You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.”
27. “Let me know when you’re driving home. I want to warn all of the small children in the area.”
28. “I don’t disrespect you because you’re a woman, I disrespect you because you’re a self-righteous moron.
29. “So did you get kicked out of sorority rush the first day or the second?”
30. “I’m all for gender equality, that’s why I love to 69 so much.”
They shouldn’t get offended. Is not offensive if it’s true.
11 years ago at 10:54 amFeminists are not real women.
11 years ago at 11:32 amI’ll be that guy. These are just shitty things to say to any person. Take out the context of any of these being said to a feminist and you’ve lost whatever humor you have and are just being an asshole. This just perpetuates the idea that fraternities are filled with misogynist dicks. I think there are tons of feminists who take their cause too far but you can’t label all of them as these extreme femi-Nazis that would get mad if you open the door for them. Hate on the ridiculous feminists all you want, but stuff like this only gives them more fuel for their fire.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmThrow all your hate my way. Really don’t care how much you guys disagree with me on this.
Very homosexual username.
11 years ago at 9:04 amYou’re a pussy.
11 years ago at 5:56 pmAre you fucking serious with these lists? Please God tell me that no human was paid to write a stupid fucking list like this. Fuck feminists but jeez this is just so lazy.
11 years ago at 3:59 pmJezebel has an article that tries to convince girls to have threesomes(the good kind). So even though 99% of that website is riddled with anti-american liberals. Its really only the 1% that matters……
11 years ago at 6:04 pm