35-Year-Old Famous Person James Franco Tries To Hook Up With A Teenager, Gets Rejected
James Franco is a movie star. Movie stars typically get what they want–unless what they want is 17-year-old Scottish bombshell Lucy Clode. Then they get outed to national media for being creepy old men.
Here’s what happened. Clode, a teenager, was visiting New York City as part of an early 18th birthday present. Here is a recent selfie from her Instagram account, so we can, um, relate to the plight of James Franco:
Clode was standing outside of a Manhattan movie theater, where a new James Franco movie was premiering. She filmed this video of the star and posted it to her Instagram.
You can tell Franco wants to hook up with her right there in front of the crowd, but he’s smarter than that. He has done this before. In the video, you can hear him politely ask her to “tag him in it.” This way, he knows he can contact her privately about meeting up later. And that is exactly what the sly bastard did.
Franco has no shame, and he shouldn’t. He quadruple texted her. Twice. He sent her multiple selfies. He offered to rent her a hotel room. He pleaded with her not to tell her friends. But she wasn’t into it, so the hookup failed to materialize.
She did end up posting their entire conversation on the Internet, which created enough buzz that James Franco was forced to respond to the scandal on his Twitter account:
I’M NOT! I HOPE PARENTS KEEP THEIR TEENS AWAY FROM ME. Thank you http://t.co/I1d4n3yVe0
— James Franco (@JamesFrancoTV) April 2, 2014
Poor Franco. I feel for the guy on this one. Girls half your age are tough to come by these days, especially when they are minors.
[via Gawker]
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
11 years ago at 1:22 pmHer parents were mad after I railed her at PCB. #TFrockingtonMove
11 years ago at 2:04 pmThis just makes James Franco cooler to me. At least she’s 17.
11 years ago at 2:39 pmAge of consent in Scotland is 16, ol Franco here was on his A-game. Pound away
11 years ago at 2:55 pmFranco fucked Lindsay Lohan, so you know he has no standards. Can’t say I don’t respect him for it. He gives zero fucks
11 years ago at 4:21 pmFranco 0. Scotts 1. C’mon, Desario.
11 years ago at 4:33 pmShe might be a bitch, but I’d bone her until she’s legal.
11 years ago at 4:42 pmHitting on girls in high school #TGDIM
11 years ago at 8:15 pmDo you have a bf? Not if you’re around.
11 years ago at 8:42 pmFucking tease
I’d snort Cuhcaine outta her asshole.
11 years ago at 8:59 pm