5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time

3. Walter Cronkite

Sometimes called, “The Most Trusted Man in America,” Cronkite was always looking sharp…even in the jungles of Vietnam. This World War II vet broke more historical events than any other anchor. The only game Cronkite ever played was a board game released in the late 50’s entitled, “Diplomacy.” The majority of the game, players spend their time forming and betraying alliances with other players and forming beneficial strategies. It was also rumored to be the game of choice of JFK and Henry Kessinger.

  1. Todd McChay

    While all of these mustaches are for sure impressive, the absence of Mike Ditka on this list is unacceptable.

    13 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. Hogarth

      The Stoss! What a great stache! Glad they got magnum pi though. His stache is heroic.

      13 years ago at 2:48 pm
    1. Sewanee

      ^ This fucking guy. Luckily for us we aren’t a bunch of euro trash poontangs who will have government forced on them. NoBama12

      13 years ago at 9:12 pm
    2. beerfratslampiece

      Hitler must have had a jewish pledge ed who along with the rest of his brothers hazed the antisemitism into him.

      13 years ago at 1:46 am
  2. The VT BROkie

    The omission of Burt Reynolds has made this list invalid. You sir, have failed

    13 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. the nelson

      Youre right. This list probably wasn’t his opinion, but fact. There obviously weren’t any other great men deserving to be on the list. Please keep suggestions to yourself.

      13 years ago at 3:35 pm
    2. Frat in the Hat

      ^Haha, this fucking guy. Seriously though, Burt’s noticeable absence has made this list less than reputable.

      13 years ago at 9:37 am
  3. DeBrotie1856

    Excuse me, how is Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind not on this list? He’s probably the definition as FaF.

    13 years ago at 3:55 pm