5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time
4. Tom Selleck
This Sigma Chi brought Magnum PI to television after six failed pilot attempts. Clutch. Early in life, Selleck was activated by the California National Guard, where he served in the 160th Infantry, to keep the geeds from absolutely destroying L.A. during the Watts Riots of 65′. He even made playing baseball in Japan frat, for a moment.
I once shaved a mustache into my pubes. “Free Mustache Ride. TFM.”
14 years ago at 3:16 pm^ this hahahaha
14 years ago at 3:55 pmmade my day
14 years ago at 12:00 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWkhET56uA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
14 years ago at 8:01 amWhile all of these mustaches are for sure impressive, the absence of Mike Ditka on this list is unacceptable.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmagreed.
14 years ago at 3:30 pmThis^
14 years ago at 3:38 pmFuck the Bears
14 years ago at 5:06 pm^Fuck you kind sir
14 years ago at 6:45 pm^lol whiskeybent
14 years ago at 12:00 amWho’d win in a fight, Ditka or God? Trick Question Ditka is God.
14 years ago at 12:56 amda bears, da bears da bears
14 years ago at 1:43 amLOVE the bearsss
14 years ago at 11:06 pmMike Ditka, Sigma Chi, Beta Theta. His paddle is on our wall. IH
14 years ago at 11:09 pmhurricane ditka
14 years ago at 4:08 pmGlad to see Brother Cronkite on the list.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmThought the same thing.
14 years ago at 5:39 pmAgreed brothers
14 years ago at 5:37 amTom Selleck. TFM.
14 years ago at 3:23 pmIHSV
Where is Stossel?
14 years ago at 3:23 pm^This. Stossel for President?
14 years ago at 5:43 pm^Yes!
14 years ago at 8:16 pmstossel’s stache ’12
14 years ago at 9:02 amThe Stoss! What a great stache! Glad they got magnum pi though. His stache is heroic.
14 years ago at 2:48 pmHitler?
14 years ago at 3:26 pm^^Definitely making a comback
14 years ago at 3:33 pmhttp://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/JordanStache.jpg
Hitler, the ultimate gdi.
14 years ago at 8:30 pmhe started out as a socialist politcal organizer. Sound familiar?
14 years ago at 9:05 pm^ This fucking guy. Luckily for us we aren’t a bunch of euro trash poontangs who will have government forced on them. NoBama12
14 years ago at 9:12 pmhitler, the first pledge ed
14 years ago at 9:31 pmHitler must have had a jewish pledge ed who along with the rest of his brothers hazed the antisemitism into him.
14 years ago at 1:46 amTom Selleck has the best mustache of them all. There is no debating this.
14 years ago at 3:28 pmsecond this
14 years ago at 9:07 pmagreed
14 years ago at 6:27 amThe omission of Burt Reynolds has made this list invalid. You sir, have failed
14 years ago at 3:29 pmSecond
14 years ago at 3:31 pmYoure right. This list probably wasn’t his opinion, but fact. There obviously weren’t any other great men deserving to be on the list. Please keep suggestions to yourself.
14 years ago at 3:35 pmThis column is a travesty.
14 years ago at 5:01 am^Haha, this fucking guy. Seriously though, Burt’s noticeable absence has made this list less than reputable.
14 years ago at 9:37 amglad to see someone else got to it before me
14 years ago at 12:09 pmThere is no such thing as a former Marine.
14 years ago at 3:49 pm^This
14 years ago at 4:39 pm^These
14 years ago at 5:27 pm^those
14 years ago at 5:42 pm^where?
14 years ago at 10:35 amGlad someone said it before I did. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Period.
14 years ago at 10:58 amExcuse me, how is Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind not on this list? He’s probably the definition as FaF.
14 years ago at 3:55 pm^second
14 years ago at 7:13 pmThank you!
14 years ago at 6:17 am