5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time
4. Tom Selleck
This Sigma Chi brought Magnum PI to television after six failed pilot attempts. Clutch. Early in life, Selleck was activated by the California National Guard, where he served in the 160th Infantry, to keep the geeds from absolutely destroying L.A. during the Watts Riots of 65′. He even made playing baseball in Japan frat, for a moment.
I once shaved a mustache into my pubes. “Free Mustache Ride. TFM.”
13 years ago at 3:16 pm^ this hahahaha
13 years ago at 3:55 pmmade my day
13 years ago at 12:00 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWkhET56uA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
13 years ago at 8:01 amWhile all of these mustaches are for sure impressive, the absence of Mike Ditka on this list is unacceptable.
13 years ago at 3:19 pmagreed.
13 years ago at 3:30 pmThis^
13 years ago at 3:38 pmFuck the Bears
13 years ago at 5:06 pm^Fuck you kind sir
13 years ago at 6:45 pm^lol whiskeybent
13 years ago at 12:00 amWho’d win in a fight, Ditka or God? Trick Question Ditka is God.
13 years ago at 12:56 amda bears, da bears da bears
13 years ago at 1:43 amLOVE the bearsss
13 years ago at 11:06 pmMike Ditka, Sigma Chi, Beta Theta. His paddle is on our wall. IH
13 years ago at 11:09 pmhurricane ditka
13 years ago at 4:08 pmGlad to see Brother Cronkite on the list.
13 years ago at 3:19 pmThought the same thing.
13 years ago at 5:39 pmAgreed brothers
13 years ago at 5:37 amTom Selleck. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:23 pmIHSV
Where is Stossel?
13 years ago at 3:23 pm^This. Stossel for President?
13 years ago at 5:43 pm^Yes!
13 years ago at 8:16 pmstossel’s stache ’12
13 years ago at 9:02 amThe Stoss! What a great stache! Glad they got magnum pi though. His stache is heroic.
13 years ago at 2:48 pmHitler?
13 years ago at 3:26 pm^^Definitely making a comback
13 years ago at 3:33 pmhttp://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/JordanStache.jpg
Hitler, the ultimate gdi.
13 years ago at 8:30 pmhe started out as a socialist politcal organizer. Sound familiar?
13 years ago at 9:05 pm^ This fucking guy. Luckily for us we aren’t a bunch of euro trash poontangs who will have government forced on them. NoBama12
13 years ago at 9:12 pmhitler, the first pledge ed
13 years ago at 9:31 pmHitler must have had a jewish pledge ed who along with the rest of his brothers hazed the antisemitism into him.
13 years ago at 1:46 amTom Selleck has the best mustache of them all. There is no debating this.
13 years ago at 3:28 pmsecond this
13 years ago at 9:07 pmagreed
13 years ago at 6:27 amThe omission of Burt Reynolds has made this list invalid. You sir, have failed
13 years ago at 3:29 pmSecond
13 years ago at 3:31 pmYoure right. This list probably wasn’t his opinion, but fact. There obviously weren’t any other great men deserving to be on the list. Please keep suggestions to yourself.
13 years ago at 3:35 pmThis column is a travesty.
13 years ago at 5:01 am^Haha, this fucking guy. Seriously though, Burt’s noticeable absence has made this list less than reputable.
13 years ago at 9:37 amglad to see someone else got to it before me
13 years ago at 12:09 pmThere is no such thing as a former Marine.
13 years ago at 3:49 pm^This
13 years ago at 4:39 pm^These
13 years ago at 5:27 pm^those
13 years ago at 5:42 pm^where?
13 years ago at 10:35 amGlad someone said it before I did. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Period.
13 years ago at 10:58 amExcuse me, how is Rhett Butler from Gone With The Wind not on this list? He’s probably the definition as FaF.
13 years ago at 3:55 pm^second
13 years ago at 7:13 pmThank you!
13 years ago at 6:17 am