5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time

1. Wilford Brimley

This man spoke against the banning of cockfighting in New Mexico on the basis of supporting his individual rights. He also was a rodeo rider and a blacksmith. This former Marine made eating Quaker Oats cool. He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, played on the World Series of Poker, and paid for his own ads to support horse-racing gambling. I hope he lives forever.

  1. Frathers and Branson

    Mustaches are graded in comparison to Burt Reynolds and/or Sam Elliott. Their exclusions are suspect.

    13 years ago at 4:01 pm
    1. ShooterMcGavin

      Up at Frat I can always appreciate a good Its Always Sunny reference… Charlie is the best character on television

      13 years ago at 9:51 am
    2. BBCorporateMember

      If there’s gonna be a riot I’m definitely gonna be drunk on grain alcohol

      13 years ago at 10:23 am
  2. Godandgunsaregood

    I’m hoping I don’t sound like the token “incredibly outraged and personally insulted, my-favorite-such-and-such-was-omitted-and-you’re-gonna-hear-about-it” guy, but Mike Ditka belongs. That man is about as FaF as anyone out there. Also, Theodore Roosevelt.

    13 years ago at 4:46 pm