5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time

1. Wilford Brimley

This man spoke against the banning of cockfighting in New Mexico on the basis of supporting his individual rights. He also was a rodeo rider and a blacksmith. This former Marine made eating Quaker Oats cool. He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, played on the World Series of Poker, and paid for his own ads to support horse-racing gambling. I hope he lives forever.

  1. PhiPhiFrat

    Although he’s not all that famous, my buddy’s dad, pitcher Eric Rasmussen had a great ‘stache back in the day.

    13 years ago at 4:52 pm
  2. Frat McFratterson IV

    Honorable Mention: Lieutenant Arcot “Thorny” Ramathorn (Super Troopers)
    Giving mustache rides to German women. TFM

    13 years ago at 9:01 pm