5 Frattest Mustaches Of All Time

1. Wilford Brimley

This man spoke against the banning of cockfighting in New Mexico on the basis of supporting his individual rights. He also was a rodeo rider and a blacksmith. This former Marine made eating Quaker Oats cool. He supported John McCain in the 2008 election, played on the World Series of Poker, and paid for his own ads to support horse-racing gambling. I hope he lives forever.

  1. beerandbowties

    Teddy Roosevelt. The man, and the mustache, that rivals Reagan for the title of frattiest president. He tread softly and carried a big paddle.

    13 years ago at 7:50 am
  2. Mad Fratter

    Thought this article was pure brilliance until I saw Ron Burgandy and his lame description.

    13 years ago at 11:05 am