Ride These 5 NFL Picks So You Can Buy The Panthers With Diddy

Mookie Bets7 years ago

What’s going on, Mooks? Last week I was sub-par like leftover Chipotle and went 2-3. That was my first losing week since mid-October, and It was honestly all Ajit Pai’s fault for trying to take away the internet. That dude is a complete boner and 100% threw off my mojo. Anyway, this week we are bouncing back so you can buy the Panthers with Diddy afterwards.

Diddy and Colin Kaepernick are currently recruiting investors, so now it’s time for you to get in on that action. Get involved with my picks and shoot Diddy a Twitter DM to let him know you can invest after you collect from your bookie. I’m sure he’ll be interested.

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Vikings vs. Packers – Under 40.5

This pick was compliments of the “#underboy” himself, Jared Borislow. I told him I was going through a little pick block and needed a Brazilian Dead Bolt lock this week, and this is what I was given. I also love this under, as Brett Hundley is back starting for the Packers and the Vikings have clinched a playoff spot and will probably play lackadaisical football. This will be a low-scoring snoozefest, so ride the under.

Falcons vs. Saints – Falcons +6

The Saints and Falcons met two weeks ago in a game that ended 20-17 Falcons, and I’m feeling this one will be just as close. Late-season football between two NFC powerhouses that are battling for supremacy in their division is must-watch football, just like this freshman geeking about a final is must-watch content. Falcons +6 is a steal in a game that will come down to the last possession.

49ers vs. Jaguars – Under 42

Jimmy G-Q. I love him, but I hate him for that back door sabotage on the under last week. He looked like a seasoned veteran on that game-winning drive, but this week I give him another chance for me to love him in his entirety again in hopes that he blows it. The Jags defense is legit, so I suspect Jimmy to come back down to earth and play mediocre football. The Niners have a decent defense, and it should be good enough to hold the Jags to minimal points. That combination equals a clear under play.

Rams vs. Titans – Rams -6.5

Fuck Tennessee; they scored 17 straight against the Niners last week to completely fuck my under. Never forget. That was a bigger shitshow than the introduction of the new tax bill. This week, Rams by a touchdown is easy money. Ride the Rams.

Seahawks vs. Cowboys – Seahawks +5

The Seahawks keep letting me down like my fictional wife. She left me, but this week she comes back to pick up the kids. I hate the Cowboys, and even with Zeke, I see Russell Wilson keeping this one close. Ride the Hawks in crunch time; they’re due.

Those are the picks. Remember to slide into Diddy’s DMs to let him know you’re riding with Mookie and will have the money come next payday. As always, hit me up on Twitter @ConesDeal to discuss and keep up with my bets. Merry Christmas; let’s have ourselves a weekend..

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