5 People I’d Allow to Punch Me in the Face
13 years ago

Kate Upton

For no other reason than just to watch them bounce. Also, I’ve never been punched in the face while fully erect. Semis don’t count. There’s also the chance that she punches like a dickhead and falls on top of me. If that’s the case, I may have to tuck it so nobody gets hurt. Either way, I’d probably act like I was seriously injured so she’d feel sorry for me or something. I don’t know, This was basically an excuse to post Kate Upton pics so fuck off.

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    2. Lowcountry Frat

      Where were the two teams from who played in the championship from this year? The SEC? Oh gotcha

      13 years ago at 6:03 pm
    3. SEC Gameday Drunk

      usually id get mad but your really not worth it. now theres your comment troll you’ve been fed, run along now

      13 years ago at 6:04 pm
    10. Mashholder Stu

      ^your fratcastle being compared to the marcy projects doesn’t warrant a decent sized rush class. Start fucking running right now.

      13 years ago at 9:22 pm
    1. brohommed

      i literally just sat here and watched kate upton dance for about 5 whole minutes….derka

      13 years ago at 9:27 am
    1. brett farve

      I love how the video of the geed getting punched in the face says vag it up before it

      13 years ago at 7:00 pm
    2. Nick Papagiorgio

      ^People always give him shit, but with ZERO training grappling wise, I’d say he fared well. He had a 4-2 record in the MMA. Also, he is boxing right now, which is what he should have done from the start. He’s 5 and 0 with 4 KOs. So shut the fuck up and sit down.

      13 years ago at 9:07 am
  6. Pee Buttermore

    I have been watching the Kate Upton gif for an hour and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.

    13 years ago at 6:12 pm
  7. Joran van der Frat

    80 year old Buzz Aldrin punching that geed in the face for questioning the moon landing is almost as awesome as the moon landing itself.

    13 years ago at 6:48 pm
  9. Fratnanimous

    Bill Murray was passing by a woman in a restaurant hallway and immediately slapped her in the face. She asked him why he did that, he said “because no one will ever believe you”

    13 years ago at 7:20 pm
    1. Southern Strategy

      Funny how the only word not capitalized is “God”, when its the most damn important one.

      13 years ago at 9:43 pm
    3. Teddy__Brosevelt

      ^ I feel like “chug bleach” gets overused on this site. But seriously, chug some bleach.

      13 years ago at 12:29 pm
    4. Brobert F Kennedy

      There’s only one God and you don’t spell it like that. Shotgun Drano you cunt.

      13 years ago at 6:36 am