5 People I’d Allow to Punch Me in the Face

Jim Knox

Knox has been getting shit on for far too long, and it’s time he catches a break. I’m a charitable person, therefore I will sacrifice my slightly above average looking face so Knox can feel good about himself. Knox trolls the stands at every Ranger home game looking for the “feel good” people to interview for Fox Sports Southwest, but it never fails that Knox ends up in uncomfortable situations. He also has a knack for almost dying at every Big 12 game he covers. Punch me in the face Jim Knox, you deserve it.

Knox Eats Shit Before UGA-CO

Knox Falls Off a Couch at Mizzou-Kansas St.

Knox Falls of a Mattress in Austin

Knox Eats Shit on a Skateboard

    1. Lowcountry Frat

      Where were the two teams from who played in the championship from this year? The SEC? Oh gotcha

      12 years ago at 6:03 pm
    2. SEC Gameday Drunk

      usually id get mad but your really not worth it. now theres your comment troll you’ve been fed, run along now

      12 years ago at 6:04 pm
    3. Mashholder Stu

      ^your fratcastle being compared to the marcy projects doesn’t warrant a decent sized rush class. Start fucking running right now.

      12 years ago at 9:22 pm
    1. brohommed

      i literally just sat here and watched kate upton dance for about 5 whole minutes….derka

      12 years ago at 9:27 am
    1. brett farve

      I love how the video of the geed getting punched in the face says vag it up before it

      12 years ago at 7:00 pm
    1. Nick Papagiorgio

      ^People always give him shit, but with ZERO training grappling wise, I’d say he fared well. He had a 4-2 record in the MMA. Also, he is boxing right now, which is what he should have done from the start. He’s 5 and 0 with 4 KOs. So shut the fuck up and sit down.

      12 years ago at 9:07 am
  1. Pee Buttermore

    I have been watching the Kate Upton gif for an hour and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.

    12 years ago at 6:12 pm
  2. Joran van der Frat

    80 year old Buzz Aldrin punching that geed in the face for questioning the moon landing is almost as awesome as the moon landing itself.

    12 years ago at 6:48 pm
  3. Fratnanimous

    Bill Murray was passing by a woman in a restaurant hallway and immediately slapped her in the face. She asked him why he did that, he said “because no one will ever believe you”

    12 years ago at 7:20 pm
    1. Southern Strategy

      Funny how the only word not capitalized is “God”, when its the most damn important one.

      12 years ago at 9:43 pm
    2. Teddy__Brosevelt

      ^ I feel like “chug bleach” gets overused on this site. But seriously, chug some bleach.

      12 years ago at 12:29 pm
    3. Brobert F Kennedy

      There’s only one God and you don’t spell it like that. Shotgun Drano you cunt.

      12 years ago at 6:36 am