5 People I’d Allow to Punch Me in the Face
12 years ago

Buzz Aldrin

Being remembered as the second person to do something is bullshit, and Buzz is an American hero. He’s also old as fuck, so there’s not a real high chance of serious facial damage. I think every man needs to be decked by an 80 year old at least once in his life. Buzz also pissed liberals off when he said he doesn’t think humans are causing climate change. Well said Buzz, now feel free to punch The Shitty Guy in the face.

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    2. Lowcountry Frat

      Where were the two teams from who played in the championship from this year? The SEC? Oh gotcha

      12 years ago at 6:03 pm
    3. SEC Gameday Drunk

      usually id get mad but your really not worth it. now theres your comment troll you’ve been fed, run along now

      12 years ago at 6:04 pm
    10. Mashholder Stu

      ^your fratcastle being compared to the marcy projects doesn’t warrant a decent sized rush class. Start fucking running right now.

      12 years ago at 9:22 pm
    1. brohommed

      i literally just sat here and watched kate upton dance for about 5 whole minutes….derka

      12 years ago at 9:27 am
    1. brett farve

      I love how the video of the geed getting punched in the face says vag it up before it

      12 years ago at 7:00 pm
    2. Nick Papagiorgio

      ^People always give him shit, but with ZERO training grappling wise, I’d say he fared well. He had a 4-2 record in the MMA. Also, he is boxing right now, which is what he should have done from the start. He’s 5 and 0 with 4 KOs. So shut the fuck up and sit down.

      12 years ago at 9:07 am
  6. Pee Buttermore

    I have been watching the Kate Upton gif for an hour and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.

    12 years ago at 6:12 pm
  7. Joran van der Frat

    80 year old Buzz Aldrin punching that geed in the face for questioning the moon landing is almost as awesome as the moon landing itself.

    12 years ago at 6:48 pm
  9. Fratnanimous

    Bill Murray was passing by a woman in a restaurant hallway and immediately slapped her in the face. She asked him why he did that, he said “because no one will ever believe you”

    12 years ago at 7:20 pm
    1. Southern Strategy

      Funny how the only word not capitalized is “God”, when its the most damn important one.

      12 years ago at 9:43 pm
    3. Teddy__Brosevelt

      ^ I feel like “chug bleach” gets overused on this site. But seriously, chug some bleach.

      12 years ago at 12:29 pm
    4. Brobert F Kennedy

      There’s only one God and you don’t spell it like that. Shotgun Drano you cunt.

      12 years ago at 6:36 am